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Previously on "Sorry, I was asleep"

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  • To BI or not to BI?
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    You contracting at Northern Crock?
    ... I did have a suspicion that my report was returning wrong results, but the CFO seemed so happy with it I didn't want to disappoint him....

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  • To BI or not to BI?
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    Originally posted by DS23 View Post
    the bench?
    No, I am only speaking metaphorically. If I were on the bench I would have 1000's of posting by now.... It's just that sometimes other little irrelevant things must take priority

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by To BI or not to BI? View Post
    The abyss of uncertainty, where else?
    You contracting at Northern Crock?

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  • DS23
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    Originally posted by To BI or not to BI? View Post
    The abyss of uncertainty, where else?
    the bench?

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  • To BI or not to BI?
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Down where?
    The abyss of uncertainty, where else?

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by To BI or not to BI? View Post
    Thanks DS, it was lonely down there....
    Down where?

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  • To BI or not to BI?
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    Originally posted by DS23 View Post
    good lord. welcome back hamlet.
    Thanks DS, it was lonely down there....

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  • DS23
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    Originally posted by To BI or not to BI? View Post
    So, where was I then? What did I miss? The alarm failed to go off and I woke up 10 months later but now I am back. Oh, and I found myself moved to London, which I guess it's a bonus.... What's new, then?

    BTW, hi everybody, nice to see you all again


    BI
    good lord. welcome back hamlet.

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  • To BI or not to BI?
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Oh well we've got one Nazi on here already, I guess a kiddie-fiddler is par for the course.
    See what I mean, haven't been back five minutes and I am being abused already, that wouldn't happen in real life.... hang on....

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  • sasguru
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    Oh well we've got one Nazi on here already, I guess a kiddie-fiddler is par for the course.

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  • To BI or not to BI?
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    They couldn't find any real evidence.
    The more appropriate way to say it would be "they couldn't find hard evidence"

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    So how come you were away for 10 months?
    They couldn't find any real evidence.

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  • To BI or not to BI?
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    So how come you were away for 10 months?
    Too busy messing up my life, since you ask, but now I am the usual selfish b**tard and miserable git again, so I am once again ready for CUK

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by To BI or not to BI? View Post
    That was deliberate, you pedantic person. I thought carp would be too vulgar (oops, said it now)

    So how come you were away for 10 months?

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  • To BI or not to BI?
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Yeah

    Notice the following:

    carp
    That was deliberate, you pedantic person. I thought crap would be too vulgar (oops, said it now)

    See, the mods edited it!!!!

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