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Previously on "50,000 immigrants have arrived in Northern England"

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  • Diver
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    50,000 immigrants have arrived in Northern England

    Resulting in a 100% rise in average IQ for the area, and 50,000 long term job vacancies being filled

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    Das Jugendmädchen mit den grossen Brüsten und einem netten Kuchen
    My krout is a bit rusty but I got that

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by wendigo100 View Post
    Thanks. I could never understand why Frenchies put sexual labels on inanimate objects.
    Or have sex with same

    Very much like British nobility, they'd roger a mongoose if it stood still long enough. (Hmm! weren't that lot originally from France?)

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  • TimberWolf
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    Das Jugendmädchen mit den grossen Brüsten und einem netten Kuchen

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  • wendigo100
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Wots the german for teenage crumpet then?
    das Mädchen

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Gaölßaiten

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by wendigo100 View Post
    Thanks. I could never understand why Frenchies put sexual labels on inanimate objects.
    In Russian objects have gender (male, female, neutral) so writing of may words is different depending on this gender

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Wots the german for teenage crumpet then?
    Gaölßaiten

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by wendigo100 View Post
    Thanks. I could never understand why Frenchies put sexual labels on inanimate objects.

    Or the Germans actually, although having a gender-neutral word for teenage crumpet means they cannot be taking it too seriously.
    Wots the german for teenage crumpet then?

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  • wendigo100
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    Originally posted by Gonzo View Post
    Quel fromage. Cheese is masculine. Obviously. Stupid Language. <MUTTERS UNDER BREATH>
    Thanks. I could never understand why Frenchies put sexual labels on inanimate objects.

    Or the Germans actually, although having a gender-neutral word for teenage crumpet means they cannot be taking it too seriously.

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  • Gonzo
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    Originally posted by wendigo100 View Post
    Quelle fromage!
    Quel fromage. Cheese is masculine. Obviously. Stupid Language. <MUTTERS UNDER BREATH>

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    You gotto give the French credit
    Indeed, The French are always there when they need us.

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  • wendigo100
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    I like this word. You gotto give the French credit - they might eat frogs and they might surrender at the first shot, but they sure do have very nice sounding language.
    Quelle fromage!

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by Damp Cave View Post
    Connoisseurs?
    I like this word. You gotto give the French credit - they might eat frogs and they might surrender at the first shot, but they sure do have very nice sounding language.

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  • Damp Cave
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    Himigrants?

    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    We consider all southerners himigrants

    HTH
    Foreign Connoisseurs?

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