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Yes I think you are right. The best thing in these situations is to leave a letter behind saying that you were secretly feeding him poison as well as anti-toxin, but now that you are gone he will die in great pain...
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Maybe I should be concerned that he tries to run me off the track where there is no tyre wall ....Originally posted by AtW View PostYou should check if he got a big life insurance in your name, and also check his mobile phone bill for high volume of calls and txts to an unknown to you mobile phone number...
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Tay, You could make up your own entertainment.
Casually slap the back of everyones head of those seated on the way in.
Shout randomly out"Yeah I know this bit Danny turns out to be Gay"
and "I'm glad i finaly came out of the closet"
See how many rows you can hock
Run around the theatre like a child and skid along the floor on your knees
Tap the old lady seated in front on the shoulder and say "I've always loved you"
Have a loud convo with your mates "Yeah I wish I was down the pub instead of suffering this load of old cobblers"
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Be very worried
You should check if he got a big life insurance in your name, and also check his mobile phone bill for high volume of calls and txts to an unknown to you mobile phone number...Originally posted by WindyAnna View PostI love karting, Mr WindyAnna take me karting for a treat!
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Heh, this is true.Originally posted by tay View PostOh its alright for you to be cheerful and light... your not the one going to Grease in a few hours!
Although, years ago, I took my girlfriend to see 'The Alchemist' at the National Theatre though. The whole thing was in the most obscure olde English. I want 3 hours of my life back.
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Oh its alright for you to be cheerful and light... your not the one going to Grease in a few hours!Ooh, get her!
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Tried that, just made the singing louder.Try shortening the chain a little .
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oh really?? No tulip sherlock!You should have bought her some tickets to go karting.
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She has been happily skipping around the house all week singing little ditties from the movie. Damn cheerful annoying woman!Alcohol prior to the start is your only hope.
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