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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by WindyAnna View Post
    Maybe I should be concerned that he tries to run me off the track where there is no tyre wall ....
    Yes I think you are right. The best thing in these situations is to leave a letter behind saying that you were secretly feeding him poison as well as anti-toxin, but now that you are gone he will die in great pain...

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  • WindyAnna
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    You should check if he got a big life insurance in your name, and also check his mobile phone bill for high volume of calls and txts to an unknown to you mobile phone number...
    Maybe I should be concerned that he tries to run me off the track where there is no tyre wall ....

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  • Bagpuss
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    Tay, You could make up your own entertainment.

    Casually slap the back of everyones head of those seated on the way in.

    Shout randomly out"Yeah I know this bit Danny turns out to be Gay"

    and "I'm glad i finaly came out of the closet"

    See how many rows you can hock

    Run around the theatre like a child and skid along the floor on your knees

    Tap the old lady seated in front on the shoulder and say "I've always loved you"

    Have a loud convo with your mates "Yeah I wish I was down the pub instead of suffering this load of old cobblers"

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by tay View Post
    Oh its alright for you to be cheerful and light... your not the one going to Grease in a few hours!
    I went to see it some years back with Darren Day in it. Different from the film.

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  • AtW
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    Be very worried

    Originally posted by WindyAnna View Post
    I love karting, Mr WindyAnna take me karting for a treat!
    You should check if he got a big life insurance in your name, and also check his mobile phone bill for high volume of calls and txts to an unknown to you mobile phone number...

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  • WindyAnna
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    Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane View Post
    You should have bought her some tickets to go karting.
    I love karting, Mr WindyAnna take me karting for a treat!

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  • Charles Foster Kane
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    Originally posted by tay View Post
    Oh its alright for you to be cheerful and light... your not the one going to Grease in a few hours!
    Heh, this is true.

    Although, years ago, I took my girlfriend to see 'The Alchemist' at the National Theatre though. The whole thing was in the most obscure olde English. I want 3 hours of my life back.

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  • tay
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    Ooh, get her!
    Oh its alright for you to be cheerful and light... your not the one going to Grease in a few hours!

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  • Charles Foster Kane
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    Originally posted by tay View Post
    oh really?? No tulip sherlock!
    Ooh, get her!

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  • tay
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    Try shortening the chain a little .
    Tried that, just made the singing louder.

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  • tay
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    You should have bought her some tickets to go karting.
    oh really?? No tulip sherlock!

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by tay View Post
    She has been happily skipping around the house all week singing little ditties from the movie. Damn cheerful annoying woman!
    Try shortening the chain a little .

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  • Charles Foster Kane
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    You should have bought her some tickets to go karting.

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  • tay
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    Alcohol prior to the start is your only hope.
    She has been happily skipping around the house all week singing little ditties from the movie. Damn cheerful annoying woman!

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  • Bagpuss
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    Originally posted by tay View Post
    Nah chicks dig ironing stuff.
    I suppose if you were hungry in a B&B away from home, Ironing waffles could be a simple cooking solution

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