Reply to: It's a very special Tuesday...

[Zorba]

...and I'm celebrating my "decree nisi" with a cream cake!

Go on, what's one of them? You been doing Open University?

<Zorba in 'still on first marriage' mode>

[sasguru]

It's ok mate, we understand you like the odd sausage up the poo pipe, like.

Flattered as I am to be the subject of your bizarre sailor fantasies, sorry to disappoint, old chap. Try SB, he's got more of an "institutional" mindset if you see what I mean.

[SallyAnne]

It's ok mate, we understand you like the odd sausage up the poo pipe, like.

Oi!!!!!!! What have I done?!!

[Churchill]

Oh sorry, I seem to have accidentally wandered into the porkers thread.
My mistake ...

It's ok mate, we understand you like the odd sausage up the poo pipe, like.

[sasguru]

Oh sorry, I seem to have accidentally wandered into the porkers thread.
My mistake ...

[threaded]

Yes but Threaded, you is fatty fat fat fat fat fat!

We've seen the piccies.

Also, you ain't 6ft 8"

Run along little boy.

I can feel the greenness of your jealousy from here lard ar5e.

[Churchill]

Your Body Mass Index

The Height you entered is 6 feet, 4 inches. The Weight you entered is 203 pounds.

Your Calculated BMI is: 24.7


You aren't overweight

He's still full of tulip though!

[Bagpuss]

I'm 6' 4", 14 1/2 stone and I'm over weight.

Your Body Mass Index

The Height you entered is 6 feet, 4 inches. The Weight you entered is 203 pounds.

Your Calculated BMI is: 24.7


You aren't overweight

[Churchill]

Well, I weight A LOT LESS than that.

Yes but Threaded, you is fatty fat fat fat fat fat!

We've seen the piccies.

Also, you ain't 6ft 8"

Run along little boy.

[SandyDown]

If you were a friend, you'd see a picture of me on my facebook account.

I can be yer friend - errrr I think I saw some pictures of CUK slackers before and listed the hot ones amongst you (then Bitch SA told me off for doing so-just kidding SA ) .... Churchill were you one of them I listed??

[Charles Foster Kane]

I am really 7'6 and weigh 40 stone, this is a pic of me at the last company do:

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/200...03_468x681.jpg

[DimPrawn]

If you were a friend, you'd see a picture of me on my facebook account.

I joined facebook and it said "You have no friends".

How the feck did they know that!

[threaded]

I wouldn't call 18 stone fat.

Champers chilled for the "absolute"!

Well, I weight A LOT LESS than that.

[Churchill]

It's funny.

In the real world, all the IT staff look like this:

http://www.thewaya.org/wp-content/up...07/07/moss.jpg

In the cyber-world (), all the IT staff say they look like this:

http://www.pcimagenetwork.com/muscle/p5.jpg


I think the real answer is this:

http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/m...iser/21619.jpg

If you were a friend, you'd see a picture of me on my facebook account.

[DimPrawn]

It's funny.

In the real world, all the IT staff look like this:

http://www.thewaya.org/wp-content/up...07/07/moss.jpg

In the cyber-world (), all the IT staff say they look like this:

http://www.pcimagenetwork.com/muscle/p5.jpg


I think the real answer is this:

http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/m...iser/21619.jpg