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If you are a woman in what way are a large number of male virgins in any way an incentive????
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Two nuns are in a bath.
"Where's the soap" says one
"Yes it does!" replies the other
IGMC
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Saw one once outside a chippy scoffing a kebab
think it was in nuneaton
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Originally posted by tay View PostYeah its a bad habit to get into.
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I'm offended by all this nun bashing!!
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for all you know they could be male.
Well, HHH would say if he was here...
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostAlmost as funny as when I first heard it on the Two Ronnies in 1976!
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Originally posted by oracleslave View PostTwo nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent, are traveling through Europe in their car, sightseeing in Transylvania. As they are stopped at a traffic light, outof nowhere, a small vampire jumps onto the hood of the carand hisses at them through the windshield.”Quick, quick! ” shouts Sister Mary Agnes, ”What should we do?””Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination,” says Sister Mary Vincent.Sister Mary Agnes switches on the wipers, which knock the mini-Dracula around. But, he hangs on and continues hissingat the nuns. ”What shall I do now?” she shouts.”Try the windshield washer. I filled it with holy water before we left the Vatican,” replies Sister Mary Vincent.Sister Mary Agnes turns on the windshield washer. The vampire screams as the water burns his skin, but he hangs on and continues hissing at the nuns.”Now what?” shouts Sister Mary Agnes.”Show him your cross,” says Sister Mary Vincent.”Now you’re talking,” says Sister Mary Agnes. She the nopens the window and shouts, ”Get the **** off our car! ”
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostI HATE nuns. Nobody of sound mind who has ever encountered NUNS could do anything but HATE the vicious old harridans. NUNS should be exterminated whenever and wherever found. If you do not agree you have never know any NUNS.
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostI HATE nuns. Nobody of sound mind who has ever encountered NUNS could do anything but HATE the vicious old harridans. NUNS should be exterminated whenever and wherever found. If you do not agree you have never know any NUNS.
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So if they're not virgins who's been having a go at them beforehand?
While we're at it - I always wanted to know what the ladies got? Like say you're married, rock up to heaven and then a couple of years later the missus turns up and you're caught in flagrante with one (or two) of the 72. What happens next?
There are a few logistical problems surely.
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