Reply to: 72 Virgins Why?

[Pinto]

If you are a woman in what way are a large number of male virgins in any way an incentive????

Women don't get offered anything, I don't think, other than the chance to be with their husbands, whether they're enjoying the 72 virgins at the time, or not. Remember the religion we're talking about here.

[WindyAnna]

If you are a woman in what way are a large number of male virgins in any way an incentive????

[WindyAnna]

Do the 4 and 20 virgins have any relevance?

[meridian]

Two nuns are in a bath.

"Where's the soap" says one

"Yes it does!" replies the other






IGMC

[EternalOptimist]

Saw one once outside a chippy scoffing a kebab
think it was in nuneaton

[TheFaQQer]

Yeah its a bad habit to get into.

Very droll.

[cailin maith]

Yeah its a bad habit to get into.

And, you'll go to hell!

[tay]

I'm offended by all this nun bashing!!

Yeah its a bad habit to get into.

[cailin maith]

I'm offended by all this nun bashing!!

[Board Game Geek]

for all you know they could be male.

Every hole's a goal, as they say...

Well, HHH would say if he was here...

[oracleslave]

Almost as funny as when I first heard it on the Two Ronnies in 1976!

Only joke I had regarding nuns clean enough for this board.

[DimPrawn]

Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent, are traveling through Europe in their car, sightseeing in Transylvania. As they are stopped at a traffic light, outof nowhere, a small vampire jumps onto the hood of the carand hisses at them through the windshield.”Quick, quick! ” shouts Sister Mary Agnes, ”What should we do?””Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination,” says Sister Mary Vincent.Sister Mary Agnes switches on the wipers, which knock the mini-Dracula around. But, he hangs on and continues hissingat the nuns. ”What shall I do now?” she shouts.”Try the windshield washer. I filled it with holy water before we left the Vatican,” replies Sister Mary Vincent.Sister Mary Agnes turns on the windshield washer. The vampire screams as the water burns his skin, but he hangs on and continues hissing at the nuns.”Now what?” shouts Sister Mary Agnes.”Show him your cross,” says Sister Mary Vincent.”Now you’re talking,” says Sister Mary Agnes. She the nopens the window and shouts, ”Get the **** off our car! ”

Almost as funny as when I first heard it on the Two Ronnies in 1976!

[oracleslave]

I HATE nuns. Nobody of sound mind who has ever encountered NUNS could do anything but HATE the vicious old harridans. NUNS should be exterminated whenever and wherever found. If you do not agree you have never know any NUNS.

Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent, are traveling through Europe in their car, sightseeing in Transylvania. As they are stopped at a traffic light, outof nowhere, a small vampire jumps onto the hood of the carand hisses at them through the windshield.”Quick, quick! ” shouts Sister Mary Agnes, ”What should we do?””Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination,” says Sister Mary Vincent.Sister Mary Agnes switches on the wipers, which knock the mini-Dracula around. But, he hangs on and continues hissingat the nuns. ”What shall I do now?” she shouts.”Try the windshield washer. I filled it with holy water before we left the Vatican,” replies Sister Mary Vincent.Sister Mary Agnes turns on the windshield washer. The vampire screams as the water burns his skin, but he hangs on and continues hissing at the nuns.”Now what?” shouts Sister Mary Agnes.”Show him your cross,” says Sister Mary Vincent.”Now you’re talking,” says Sister Mary Agnes. She the nopens the window and shouts, ”Get the **** off our car! ”

[TheFaQQer]

I HATE nuns. Nobody of sound mind who has ever encountered NUNS could do anything but HATE the vicious old harridans. NUNS should be exterminated whenever and wherever found. If you do not agree you have never know any NUNS.

You just haven't met the right one. They're lovely.

[snaw]

So if they're not virgins who's been having a go at them beforehand?

While we're at it - I always wanted to know what the ladies got? Like say you're married, rock up to heaven and then a couple of years later the missus turns up and you're caught in flagrante with one (or two) of the 72. What happens next?

There are a few logistical problems surely.