The official CUK song ...

[MarillionFan]

SAS you cock!

[sasguru]

What? I changed two words, surely that makes it mine.

Fraud and Plagiarist

[PRC1964]

That's not his original work

What? I changed two words, surely that makes it mine.

[sasguru]

I bow in the shadow of your glory

That's not his original work

[Apache]

OK you win

I bow in the shadow of your glory

[PRC1964]

Surely this is more apt

PRESENTER:
I've got ninety thousand pounds in my pyjamas.
I've got forty thousand French francs in my fridge.
I've got lots of lovely lire.
Now the Deutschmark's getting dearer,
And my dollar bills would buy the Brooklyn Bridge.

PRESENTER and CHORUS:
There is nothing quite as wonderful as money.
There is nothing quite as beautiful as cash.
Some people say it's folly,
But I'd rather have the lolly.
With money you can make a splash.

PRESENTER:
There is nothing quite as wonderful as money.

CHORUS:
...Money, money, money, money.

PRESENTER:
There is nothing like a newly minted pound.

CHORUS:
...Money, money, money, money.

PRESENTER and CHORUS:
Everyone must hanker
For the butchness of a contractor.
It's contracting that makes the world go 'round.

CHORUS:
'Round, 'round, 'round.

PRESENTER:
You can keep your Marxist ways,
For it's only just a phase,
For it's money, money, money makes the world go 'round.

CHORUS:
...Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, moneeeeey!

[Apache]

Backing track

Do you think we could get Michael Jackson to do a backing track in the style of Thriller - for Halloween and all that

[sasguru]

Courtesy of Apache, mainly:

Can't we just get along
Singing a song
All mates together
CUK losers for ever
Chasing good rates
And being good mates
That's what contracting's about

---to the chorus:
Contracting's the life for me
Better than sailing o'er the sea
Work some of the day
For loads of pay
That's what makes us free

We love CUK, we do
Though the posts are poo
It keeps us sane
When we're on the wane
Doooby-dooooby doo!