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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostI put them there to annoy you Churchill. If you weren't so glacially slow at cottoning on you'd have realised that yonks ago. Must try harder.
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostShaunbhoy, if you posted something genuinely humourous you wouldn't need smileys to let people know when to laugh.
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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostChurchy,
denial is not just a river in africa.
Still displaying that fixation of yours with the RC Church I see. Nurse, up that dose will you?
Have you thought about seeing AtW for comedy lessons?
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostNo I'm not gay.
Although it appears that ShaunBhoy fantasises that I am. He must've been buggered by the local Priest as a choirBhoy.
denial is not just a river in africa.
Still displaying that fixation of yours with the RC Church I see. Nurse, up that dose will you?
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Originally posted by barry_abs View Postis churchill gay then? this one lad i know managed to stay in the closet till age 31 - he was a very big mouth too!
in the forces eh? i've seen your sort in American Beauty!
Although it appears that ShaunBhoy fantasises that I am. He must've been buggered by the local Priest as a choirBhoy.
Ah well. Sorry to dissappoint.
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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostYou have already announced that you don't "get" football
Originally posted by Churchill View Postfantacised about my curvaceous botty and manly chest.
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostSB, what the hell have you been drinking?
You've been trying to convince yourself that as a former member of Her Majesty's Senior Service that somehow I must be gay. I merely asked you whether that was something you secretly wished for, whether you fantacised about my curvaceous botty and manly chest.
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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostAnd the thread title is????????
Do try and keep up, there's a good chap.
It kicked off outlining what people liked about you. That soon fizzled out unsurprisingly and since then it has been a frankly quite feeble attempt by you at fending off the blows raining down on you. I don't care what everyone says about you, I think you are okay.
You've been trying to convince yourself that as a former member of Her Majesty's Senior Service that somehow I must be gay. I merely asked you whether that was something you secretly wished for, whether you fantacised about my curvaceous botty and manly chest.
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostSB, we're talking about you here
Do try and keep up, there's a good chap.
It kicked off outlining what people liked about you. That soon fizzled out unsurprisingly and since then it has been a frankly quite feeble attempt by you at fending off the blows raining down on you. I don't care what everyone says about you, I think you are okay.
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