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DS23 replied

30 October 2007, 17:38
on the bench with a lusty wench
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Moose423956 replied

30 October 2007, 16:54
Up your nose with a rubber hose
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Chugnut replied

30 October 2007, 16:30
On the verandah with a panda.
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PorkPie replied

30 October 2007, 16:19
In a hut with a sl..oop whistle
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AtW replied

30 October 2007, 16:12
On a double decker with a woodpecker.
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Chugnut replied

30 October 2007, 16:06
In a tree with a flea.
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wobbegong replied

30 October 2007, 16:04
. . . in a box, a box with locks, a box with socks and foxes cox.

An' done y'all be wavin' that 'spelin' thingy at me . . . "foxes noddy" just wouldn't work.
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prince replied

30 October 2007, 16:02
With a bass up your ....
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shaunbhoy replied

30 October 2007, 16:02
Originally posted by PorkPie View Post

In a tanker with a ..

Russian?

Nah..............doesn't rhyme!
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Chugnut replied

30 October 2007, 16:01
On a crag with a Shag.
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PorkPie replied

30 October 2007, 16:00
In a tanker with a ..
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shaunbhoy replied

30 October 2007, 15:55
On a bike with a dyke
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PRC1964 replied

30 October 2007, 15:48
Eat it with an orange in a place that ryhmes with orange

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/s...re/7068974.stm
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Chugnut replied

30 October 2007, 15:44
In a shack with a yak.
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Moose423956 replied

30 October 2007, 15:42
On a forum with a quorum.
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