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SandyDown replied

30 October 2007, 14:27
Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

Start any one of the following threads;

Dieting
Moving abroad cos the UK is carp
Quiting smoking
Squirel fetishes
Should I stay or should I go
1
2
My lunch
I know something you don't know

HTH

thanks
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shaunbhoy replied

30 October 2007, 13:46
Originally posted by AtW View Post

If I betting money I'd put them on an ex-marine beating up silly ex-squaddie.

Ex-Marine!! Hahahaha!
Weekend warrior more like. The only action churchill ever got near was doing favours for sailors down the docks. That and looking for the golden rivet!

Anyway AtW, your combat stance was clearly seen in the Colombian Hostages thread. Run away first opportunity. You and Churchy should get along famously. Bird legs and bird brains! The Dream Team!
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shaunbhoy replied

30 October 2007, 13:43
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Yeah, she was rather tight.

Must have made a nice change for you, what with your wife's clown's pocket eh?
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DimPrawn replied

30 October 2007, 13:43
Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post

Can anyone tell me the best way to go about it?

Yes. Next.
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Bagpuss replied

30 October 2007, 13:42
This isn't helping my attention seeking
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Diver replied

30 October 2007, 13:41
Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post

Can anyone tell me the best way to go about it?

Bagpuss, You now have my complete and undivided attention!

Now! Where was I?

Sorry, Lost it!
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AtW replied

30 October 2007, 13:39
Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

Still hurting eh churchy?

If I betting money I'd put them on an ex-marine beating up silly ex-squaddie.
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Churchill replied

30 October 2007, 13:39
Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

Still hurting eh churchy?

Yeah, she was rather tight.
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shaunbhoy replied

30 October 2007, 13:37
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Unlike just about any bloke and your wife.

Still hurting eh churchy?
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Pinto replied

30 October 2007, 13:37
Starting an "Attention Seeking" thread is a pretty good way
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Churchill replied

30 October 2007, 13:22
Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

You and organising piss-ups would hardly be happy bedfellows!

Unlike just about any bloke and your wife.
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shaunbhoy replied

30 October 2007, 13:19
Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post

and then start another organising a p1ss up?

Don't overstretch your envelope baggy. You and organising piss-ups would hardly be happy bedfellows!
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Bagpuss replied

30 October 2007, 13:17
Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

Start any one of the following threads;

Dieting
Moving abroad cos the UK is carp
Quiting smoking
Squirel fetishes
Should I stay or should I go
1
2
My lunch
I know something you don't know

HTH

Maybe I can start a thread on going on the waggon and then start another organising a p1ss up?
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Churchill replied

30 October 2007, 13:13
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

I give lessons. Plenty cheapness!

However, compared with pondlife, i'm carp!
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Clippy replied

30 October 2007, 13:13
I have a mate who specialises in this - he can be a right pain in the @rse when he is 'playing to a crowd'.

I can trade you him for one of your friends.
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