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  • Moose423956
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    When a felon's not engaged in his employment
    Or maturing his felonious little plan
    His capacity for innocent enjoyment
    Is just as great as any honest man
    Our feelings we with difficulty smother
    When constabulary duties to be done
    Taking one consideration with another
    A policeman's lot is not a happy one
    When constabulary duties to be done, to be done
    A policeman's lot is not a happy one
    When the enterprising burglar's not a-burgling
    When the cutthroat isn't occupied in crime
    He loves to hear the little brook a-gurgling
    And listen to the merry village chime
    When the coster's finished jumping on his mother
    He loves to lie a-basking in the sun
    Taking one consideration with another
    A policeman's lot is not a happy one
    When constabulary duties to be done, to be done
    A policeman's lot is not a happy one
    When the drunkard shows no sign of where the drink went
    He nobly bids all alchohol farewell
    When the juvenile delinquent to the clink went
    He hung his mother's picture in his cell
    When the cardshark's finished wiping out his brother
    He buys a rattle for his little son
    Taking one consideration with another
    A policeman's lot is not a happy one
    When constabulary duties to be done, to be done
    A policeman's lot is not a happy one

    HTH

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  • SallyAnne
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    That wasn't a song!!

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  • poser
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    maybe they should train the met......
    or was that did they learn from the met.....?

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  • AlfredJPruffock
    started a topic When Constabulary duty is to be done ...

    When Constabulary duty is to be done ...

    A Policeman's lot IS a happy one - well if you are a Brusselian Copper du moins ...



    BRUSSELS (Reuters) - Police patrolling the red-light district of the Belgian capital have been ordered to stop visiting brothels and drinking in bars when on duty.

    A letter sent to officers in Brussels' northern police district, and published in a Belgian daily Tuesday, urged them to set a good example and earn the public's respect.

    "These officers think their duty hours are to be used to drink alcohol in bars, practice sports..., visit brothels or massage parlours, and entertain (intimate) relationships with residents of the neighbourhood during their patrol," said the letter from a local police chief.

    "It is only by setting a good example that the police can make itself respected," the letter said, urging officers to adopt more conservative behaviour.

    A police spokesman confirmed the letter was authentic, but said the police chief had only reacted to rumours of officers behaving badly while on duty.

    "There was no concrete evidence to substantiate any wrongdoing by police officers ... If there had been, they would have been prosecuted," said spokesman Roland Thiebauld.
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