Not if they were jousting at knight.
I'll get my coat..
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Originally posted by TonyEnglish View PostYou'd have thought he would have seen it coming
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Pity.Originally posted by Moose423956 View PostHow could a splinter in his eye cause him to die? I could understand if he'd lost the eye, but to actually kill him, it must have been a big splinter. Or MRSA.
Actually, it happened to Roger Moore in a film where he played a knight. But the whole lance went into his eye. Not really of course, just in the film.
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How could a splinter in his eye cause him to die? I could understand if he'd lost the eye, but to actually kill him, it must have been a big splinter. Or MRSA.
Actually, it happened to Roger Moore in a film where he played a knight. But the whole lance went into his eye. Not really of course, just in the film.
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A splinter?
Yeah, a 12 foot splinter with a knight riding a horse on the other end of it!
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At least they won't be broadcasting the re-enactment.
Of course, they could have tied it in with a phone-in vote to see whether people think he'll live or not. Except that the result would be rigged.
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I'm often minded that an ancient soldier would way prefer a modern battlefield, what with the chance of either a sudden death or advanced medical treatment. No lingering about for months to die.
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