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TheFaQQer replied

23 October 2007, 10:39
Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post

I murdered her and buried her under the patio.

If you leave her bum sticking out, then you've always got somewhere to park your bike.
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chasingtheaurora replied

23 October 2007, 10:33
Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post

I murdered her and buried her under the patio.

Not to mention in your pished-up state, how did you manage to lift the slabs?
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Zorba replied

23 October 2007, 10:29
Originally posted by chasingtheaurora View Post

FFS. A tad extreme?

I actually tell my wife that this would be my only considered divorce method. She's ok with that.
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Moose423956 replied

23 October 2007, 10:28
Originally posted by Bear View Post

Did you have a think about your way forward?

See my previous response.
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chasingtheaurora replied

23 October 2007, 10:28
Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post

I murdered her and buried her under the patio.

FFS. A tad extreme?
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Moose423956 replied

23 October 2007, 10:28
Originally posted by chasingtheaurora View Post

why not?

I murdered her and buried her under the patio.
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Bear replied

23 October 2007, 10:18
Did you have a think about your way forward?
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chasingtheaurora replied

23 October 2007, 10:16
Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post

She wasn't there.

why not?
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Moose423956 replied

23 October 2007, 10:15
Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post

So, did the Mrs ask why you were in such a state?

She wasn't there.
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TheFaQQer replied

23 October 2007, 10:04
Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post

Much better thanks

So, did the Mrs ask why you were in such a state?
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Moose423956 replied

23 October 2007, 10:01
Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post

Is that better?

Much better thanks
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TheFaQQer replied

23 October 2007, 09:47
Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post

ssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Is that better?
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Moose423956 replied

23 October 2007, 09:34
ssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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barry_abs replied

23 October 2007, 09:24
Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post

and they're playing Comfortably Numb by PF. That's one of my and a)'s songs - we saw it together at Wembley before we started going out.

comfortably numb: super emotional classic.. very unfortunate for you that it came on at such a vulnerable moment..

the PF at Live8 performance blew my mind.. i wasn't an admirer until that night.. that was gig was even more curious for the no-eye-contact awkwardness of gilmour around waters..

i once had comfortably numb cycling my head for 2 weeks! i was at its mercy.. i'd been penetrated like never before.
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TheFaQQer replied

23 October 2007, 09:22
Originally posted by DaveB View Post

Don't you mean

"HOWS THE HEAD THIS MORNING!"

HOW'S THE HEAD THIS MORNING!
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