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Previously on "An idea for admins: AtW's title"

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  • wendigo100
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    If you don't like him weeing then get him neutered, cats only spray wee to mark territory. Otherwise they will bury it as they do number 2s.
    Bury number 2s? Don't you believe it. Going by all the cats in the neighbourhoods I've lived in. A token effort mostly, which still stinks the garden out and gets on the kids' feet.

    My suggestion is to bury the feckin cat. Or better still, not get a cat at all.

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    shutit numpty.
    You are Andyw and I claim my 5 roubles

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  • Ruprect
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    Not sure I like the idea of neutering, though I suppose you view it rather philosophically
    It'll be a nicer cat generally if its had its nackers cut off.

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  • AtW
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    Not sure I like the idea of neutering, though I suppose you view it rather philosophically

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  • Bagpuss
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    If you don't like him weeing then get him neutered, cats only spray wee to mark territory. Otherwise they will bury it as they do number 2s. Not like a dirty dog who will sh1t the most humoungous smelly turd wherever they feel like it. Usually in the middle of some public footpath or playing field.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    Is cat wee a major problem where you live?
    No, I am just asking since I am planning to get a cat soon.

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  • Bagpuss
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    Bag, just a curious question on local customs regarding cats that would pee in a wrong place - in Russia typical response to force cats head right into his own pee to make him lick it off in a hope that he will learn the lesson. What is done in this country in similar situations?
    Is cat wee a major problem where you live?

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  • AtW
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    Bag, just a curious question on local customs regarding cats that would pee in a wrong place - in Russia typical response to force cats head right into his own pee to make him lick it off in a hope that he will learn the lesson. What is done in this country in similar situations?

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  • Bagpuss
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    He's a very good driver

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    Silly numpty.
    Yes I like that one too.

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  • snaw
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    How about "Expert in sexual abstinence"

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  • AtW
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    shutit numpty.

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  • sasguru
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    Idiot Savant?

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  • AtW
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    "Expert on Everything" flows better

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  • Francko
    started a topic An idea for admins: AtW's title

    An idea for admins: AtW's title

    Please admins, how about changing AtW's title to "Not exactly an expert".

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