Reply to: What should I do?

[Lucy]

Are you saying Baggy is a trifle lardy? Is that why he's a virgin?

I tell you, he's not fat he's just fluffy! (or is that garfield?)

[Cooperinliverp00l]

There's a slightly chunky girl in the office - she's nice and all...

BUT

today she really smells of cheese! Should I tell her about it, or should I snigger behind her back at this problem?

If I tell her, she might leave, which means I'd not see her eating a Wispa again - believe me, it's a sight to behold

Help!

I say get the Jacobs Crackers out !!!

[thunderlizard]

Is it really just today? If so that's not much of a problem. If more people spent the occasional day smelling of cheese, the world would be a more interesting place.

[SallyAnne]

Are you saying Baggy is a trifle lardy? Is that why he's a virgin?

No - I'm saying he has a tiny c*ck

[sasguru]

I think we all know that someone such as yourself shouldn't be sizeist eh Baggy? Imagine if all of us girls were "sizeist" right back!

Are you saying Baggy is a trifle lardy? Is that why he's a virgin?

[SallyAnne]

For you chasers out there, just imagine her eating a wispa, or ten

http://www.bbc.co.uk/eastenders/imag...tt_large_1.jpg

I think we all know that someone such as yourself shouldn't be sizeist eh Baggy? Imagine if all of us girls were "sizeist" right back!

[Lucy]

For you chasers out there, just imagine her eating a wispa, or ten

http://www.bbc.co.uk/eastenders/imag...tt_large_1.jpg

It's not nice to be fattist pussycat.

[Bagpuss]

For you chasers out there, just imagine her eating a wispa, or ten

http://www.bbc.co.uk/eastenders/imag...tt_large_1.jpg

[tay]

Shouldnt all the cheeses be sprinkled with ginger to make it a more accurate sample?

[Old Greg]

That could be it - sometimes it's hard to walk across the office after a Wispa.

I tried and tempt her with my king size Mars bar, but it was too much for the poor girl.

She was probably wondering what the chocolate coating was.

[Chugnut]

There's a slightly chunky girl in the office - she's nice and all...

BUT

today she really smells of cheese! Should I tell her about it, or should I snigger behind her back at this problem?

If I tell her, she might leave, which means I'd not see her eating a Wispa again - believe me, it's a sight to behold

Help!

Hmmm, awkward dilemma.

I suggest choosing a moment when the office is quiet and approaching her. Place a selection of pix 'n' mix cheeses on her desk and ask "Which is the odd one out - you or one of these cheeses?". When she starts to say "Me, of course", hold your hand up and say "Whoa, not so fast there Dairy Lea!" and walk off cackling whilst holding your nose.

That should be fine.

HTH

[TheFaQQer]

She's obviously just trying to repel you chunky-chasers in the office who keep getting hard ons whenever she eats chocolate!

That could be it - sometimes it's hard to walk across the office after a Wispa.

I tried and tempt her with my king size Mars bar, but it was too much for the poor girl.

[SallyAnne]

Oi!!!

[SallyAnne]

She's obviously just trying to repel you chunky-chasers in the office who keep getting hard ons whenever she eats chocolate!

[Bagpuss]

a bit like calling Adolf Hitler a slightly naughty boy