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[Lucy]

Alexi the word you are looking for is Onanistic.

[KathyWoolfe]

omnipotent

omnipresent

omniscient

immortal

preeminent

peerless

exemplar

pertinacious

habituated

obsessed

possessed

prepossessed

addicted

ineradicable

incessant

ceaseless

monomaniacal

yes, monomaniacal is about right.

Or, to put it succinctly, God

[realityhack]

It'll be "More Fingers than Teeth" for you, melad...

[TheFaQQer]

ahh

so it should be

bone bloody idle!

or

malingerer

I like the idea of malingerer for over 6000 posts.

Has a nice ring to it.

[DS23]

now we are getting there!

still, i prefer your:

"sad sad fecker"

[SallyAnne]

ahh

so it should be

bone bloody idle!

or

malingerer

or possibly "get a life dude!"

[DS23]

ahh

so it should be

bone bloody idle!

or

malingerer

[SallyAnne]

I think the post count should get reset once you reach 5000.

Then the sad sad feckers on here who have nothing better to do than post all day (ahem) will be able to hide more easily

[daviejones]

Surely if you have got to that number of posts it should reflect the fact that you don't appear to have done much work...

[DS23]

omnipotent

omnipresent

omniscient

immortal

preeminent

peerless

exemplar

pertinacious

habituated

obsessed

possessed

prepossessed

addicted

ineradicable

incessant

ceaseless

monomaniacal

yes, monomaniacal is about right.

[The Lone Gunman]

Surely "Master of the Universe" would be apt in a He-Man sort of way.

[TheFaQQer]

I suggest the following new titles that should come after Godlike that has become rather common:

Call Me God

Kindly Call Me God

God Calls Me God

You are Bernard Wooley and I claim my five pounds.

[AtW]

I suggest the following new titles that should come after Godlike that has become rather common:

Call Me God

Kindly Call Me God

God Calls Me God