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VectraMan replied

11 October 2007, 07:19
Originally posted by King Cnvt View Post

If Clarkson were Prime Minister we'd be sorted.

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King Cnvt replied

10 October 2007, 22:13
If Clarkson were Prime Minister we'd be sorted.
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wendigo100 replied

10 October 2007, 22:03
Clarkson is very funny. Of course he winds up the politically correct, but that is what they are for.
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Cliphead replied

10 October 2007, 19:29
He's an insufferable pr1ck.
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threaded replied

10 October 2007, 19:19
"Oh, dear! I fear Jeremy may be heading this way with an opinion!"
My mum IIRC. Although I am reliably informed Richard Hammond made a similar quip several year later.
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DodgyAgent replied

10 October 2007, 19:14
too many of you get drawn in to his humour. He exaggerates using something called irony in order to make his points. Although he is irritating unfunny and one dimensional on top gear his articles in the Times are great.
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VectraMan replied

10 October 2007, 19:02
Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post

It's the best thing about Clarkson, he hates motorbikes. Bikers street cred will never be dented by that pillock.

Bikers have street cred?
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VectraMan replied

10 October 2007, 19:02
He's great, most of the time, but he does lack that part of the brain that tells you when you're taking things a bit too far.
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threaded replied

10 October 2007, 18:12
I went to the same Kindergarten and Prep as Clarkson.
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Churchill replied

10 October 2007, 16:31
Originally posted by daviejones View Post

But when you have his money, you can afford to be a tw@t...

And do you?
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daviejones replied

10 October 2007, 16:16
Originally posted by snaw View Post

If he sticks to cars I can live with him, it's when he starts banging on about anything else in life, at all to regular intervals, he show's himself up for the first class ignorant tw@t he really is.

But when you have his money, you can afford to be a tw@t...
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oracleslave replied

10 October 2007, 16:11
Originally posted by Dark Black View Post

Breath of fresh air in a sad PC world

What he said
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Dark Black replied

10 October 2007, 16:05
Breath of fresh air in a sad PC world
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snaw replied

10 October 2007, 16:00
If he sticks to cars I can live with him, it's when he starts banging on about anything else in life, at all to regular intervals, he show's himself up for the first class ignorant tw@t he really is.
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The Lone Gunman replied

10 October 2007, 15:55
Originally posted by zeitghost

Could be worse: they could be riding motorbikes...

It's the best thing about Clarkson, he hates motorbikes. Bikers street cred will never be dented by that pillock.
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