Oh my gawd

[wendigo100]

Aha...

Dear Lloyds Tsb Customer, 2007 Update

Due to concerns, for the safety and integrity of the lloyds tsb account we have issued this warning message.

It has come to our attention that your Lloyds tsb account information needs to be updated as part of our continuing commitment to protect your account in this year 2007 and to reduce the instance of fraud on our website. If you could please take 5-10 minutes out of your online experience and update your personal records you will not run into any future problems with the online service.

Once you have updated your account records your lloydstsb account service will not be interrupted and will continue as normal.

To update your lloyds tsb records click on the following link:
http://www.lloydstsb.com/signon?LOB=...id=Update_Acct

Thank You.

Accounts Management As outlined in our User Agreement, lloyds tsb will periodically send you information about site changes and enhancements.

Visit our Privacy Policy and User Agreement if you have any questions.
http://www.lloydstsb.com/help/index.html

On the ball, as usual.

[~Craig~]

It reads like it was written by the FoneJacker guy.

Please give us your sortcode and we will charge you for storing your money...

"Jimmy De fix it for me"

[wendigo100]

Very probably the, ah, Nigerian one...

This is a step up, zeity. At least it is halfway comprehendible, and used proper logo graphics (not displayable on CUK of course )

What's new?

Security Policies

As part of our security policies, We believe that, in everything else, you deserve the best in banking. Therefore security policies is been applied to satisfy our striving customer needs. Our technical service department is currently upgrading our SSL servers to enhance adequate banking security, to give our customers a better, fast and secure online banking service. Please click on

Sign Online Banking to apply our new security policies and to undergo the verification process

Thank you.
Online Banking Security Team
Barclays Online Banking.
(c) 2007 All Rights Reserved

And another link that doesn't seem to work properly.

[wendigo100]

I've am having one of these accounts as a dear customer. I will be hastening to confirmation of my credentials.

Well done fellow banker. If we are not all doing this, online banking goes down I am hearing!

[wendigo100]

Are you even with RBS Marc?

By coincidence, yes. I get this kind of stuff "from" other banks as well, but they make a bit more effort at realism than this mob did.

Since the links don't work properly either, if it is a college project, it is probably zeity's students.

[Zippy]

Thanks Wendigo

I've am having one of these accounts as a dear customer. I will be hastening to confirmation of my credentials.

[TheFaQQer]

I like the

If you are not customer of Royal Bank of Scotland Plc please delete this email!

bit.

I keep getting ones to "Dear Banc of America customer," telling me my account has been hacked and could I just log in. I normally do, though, using a username of "F***Off", just in case they try it.

[BoredBloke]

Are you even with RBS Marc?

[wendigo100]

Feck me, I've just got another one. Slight variation:

Dear customer of The Royal Bank of Scotland,

RBS Customer Service requests you to complete Digital Banking Online Form.

This procedure is obligatory for all RBS Digital Banking users.

Please click hyperlink below to access Digital Banking Online Form.


http://rbsdigital-id0518495.rbs.co.u...care/form.aspx

Please do not respond to this email.

---------------------------------------------------------------

The Royal Bank of Scotland © 2007

Is this some kind of university project?

That link didn't work either.

[Lucy]

It reads like it was written by the FoneJacker guy.

Please give us your sortcode and we will charge you for storing your money...

[wendigo100]

Anyone with an RBS account, don't forget to do this:

Royal Bank of Scotland United Kingdom

Dear Royal Bank of Scotland Digital Banking Service member!

Our Maintenance Division is doing an arranged software upgrade

By following the link below you will begin the procedure of the user login update:

http://www.rbsdigital.com.poolid7718...dent.htm?type=

These instructions are to be e-mailed and followed by all users of the Royal Bank of Scotland Internet Banking

Royal Bank of Scotland Internet Banking does apologize for the troubles caused to you, and is very thankful for your collaboration.

If you are not customer of Royal Bank of Scotland Plc please delete this email!

***** This is an automated message, please do not respond *****

© 2007 Royal Bank of Scotland Group. All Rights Reserved.

This is quite frankly the worst one I can ever remember seeing. What do they teach scammers these days? tsk!

And the link doesn't work.