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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by daviejones View Post
    I thought she was talking anal....
    I thought it was going to be an admission of getting an extra £80 on the "How Dirty Are You" calculator.

    Don't start Zeity on ATM though.

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  • wobbegong
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    Originally posted by Lucy View Post
    Welcome to Brown Town where Mr Brown wears a brown suit and a brown tie, all of his friends have brown tongues and talk in shades of beige.
    "You start wearing the blue and brown
    You're working for the clampdown"
    The Clash - 1979

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  • daviejones
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    I thought she was talking anal....

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  • Waldorf
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    Originally posted by King Cnvt View Post
    tulip is brown and stinks. Coincidence?
    It can also be slimy

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  • King Cnvt
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    tulip is brown and stinks. Coincidence?

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  • wendigo100
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    Mr Brown is a *****

    (Not as clever as the previous posts, I'll admit)

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  • Chantho
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    Originally posted by Lucy View Post
    Welcome to Brown Town where Mr Brown wears a brown suit and a brown tie, all of his friends have brown tongues and talk in shades of beige.
    Chan

    Mr Brown goes off to town on the 8.21,: But he comes home each evenin’ and he’s ready with his gun. So, who do you think you are kidding Mr. Hitler? ...

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  • thunderlizard
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    Mr Brown is a
    clown who rides through town
    in a coffin
    (Where he be found?) In the coffin where there is
    Three crows on top and two is laughing
    Oh, what a confusion! Ooh, yeah, yeah!
    What a botheration! Ooh, now, now!

    Who is Mr Brown? I wanna know now!
    He is nowhere to be found
    From Mandeville to Slygoville,
    coffin runnin' around,
    Upsetting, upsetting, upsetting the town,
    Asking for Mr Brown
    From Mandeville to Slygoville,
    coffin runnin' around,
    Upsetting, upsetting, upsetting the town,
    Asking for Mr Brown
    I wanna know who (is Mr Brown)?
    Is Mr Brown controlled by remote?

    O-o-oh, calling duppy conqueror,
    I'm the ghost-catcher!
    This is your chance, oh big, big Bill bull-bucka,
    Take your chance! Prove yourself! Oh, yeah!

    Down in parade
    People runnin like a masquerade
    The police make a raid,
    But the people - oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
    They think it failed

    What a thing in town
    Crows chauffeur-driven around,
    Skankin' as if they had never known
    The man they call "Mr Brown"

    I can tell you where he's from now
    From Mandeville to Slygoville,
    coffin runnin' around,
    Upsetting, upsetting, upsetting the town,
    Asking for Mr Brown

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  • Moscow Mule
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    You're drunk aren't you?

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  • Lucy
    started a topic Brown Town

    Brown Town

    Welcome to Brown Town where Mr Brown wears a brown suit and a brown tie, all of his friends have brown tongues and talk in shades of beige.

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