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shaunbhoy replied

24 September 2007, 12:53
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Not only that I count processor cycles when I write assembler...

The long winter nights must just fly past!
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DBA_bloke replied

24 September 2007, 11:18
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Has anyone got a copy of "The idiots Guide to Sarcasm?"

idiots' or idiot's
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wendigo100 replied

24 September 2007, 11:16
I've got "chasm arse for dyslexics" if that's any help.
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DBA_bloke replied

24 September 2007, 10:38
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

I bet I'd get more votes than you.

Unfunny, clumsy, wee-stained girl.
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Churchill replied

24 September 2007, 10:19
Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post

You should remember to put her in the next babe poll

I bet I'd get more votes than you.
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alreadypacked replied

24 September 2007, 09:50
Originally posted by DBA_bloke View Post

Girl.

You should remember to put her in the next babe poll
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DBA_bloke replied

24 September 2007, 09:43
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Has anyone got a copy of "The idiots Guide to Sarcasm?"

Girl.
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Churchill replied

24 September 2007, 09:40
Originally posted by DBA_bloke View Post

Clumsy, wee-stained girl.

Has anyone got a copy of "The idiots Guide to Sarcasm?"
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DBA_bloke replied

24 September 2007, 09:39
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Oh no, I widdled myself now.

Clumsy, wee-stained girl.
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Churchill replied

24 September 2007, 09:38
Originally posted by DBA_bloke View Post

Clumsy girl.

Oh no, I widdled myself now.
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DBA_bloke replied

24 September 2007, 09:38
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Oh stop, stop, please. I almost sprayed my monitor with tea at that one.

Clumsy girl.
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Churchill replied

24 September 2007, 09:37
Originally posted by DBA_bloke View Post

Girl.

Oh stop, stop, please. I almost sprayed my monitor with tea at that one.
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DBA_bloke replied

24 September 2007, 09:36
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Hah ha ha ha, that was soooo funny... What a witty retort. Feck me, you must have them in stitches at every social function you attend.

How do you do it?

Girl.
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wendigo100 replied

24 September 2007, 09:29
Originally posted by Muttley08 View Post

"Great fun" ????

Need to get our more OH....

I once documented a process simulator. That was great fun too.
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Churchill replied

24 September 2007, 09:27
Originally posted by DBA_bloke View Post

Whinging light-weight. Stick to Kaliber shandies.

Hah ha ha ha, that was soooo funny... What a witty retort. Feck me, you must have them in stitches at every social function you attend.

How do you do it?
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