Dirty old men thread

[RightLaugh]

Lucky me

even funnier

[TheFaQQer]

Have we met? Oh, you wouldn't remember would you?

[alreadypacked]

Have we met? Oh, you wouldn't remember would you?

Lucky me

[King Cnvt]

With Rohypnol

Have we met? Oh, you wouldn't remember would you?

[alreadypacked]

Just the excuse I was looking for to impregnate the 23 yr old stunner in accounts. Thanks.

With Rohypnol

[King Cnvt]

Just the excuse I was looking for to impregnate the 23 yr old stunner in accounts. Thanks.

[Troll]

Hope for us yet

http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/...thumanlifespan

Older men who shack up with much younger women keep the grim reaper at bay for the human population and extend our species' lifespan, new research claims.

Even beyond movie stars and Playboy's Hugh Hefner, there is a tendency for older men to partner with younger women, according to the study, published in the Aug. 29 edition of PLoS ONE. In less developed, traditional societies, males are about 5 to 15 years older than their female partners. In the United States and Europe, guys are an average of two years senior to their partners.


More interesting, when old men father children, their genes seem to increase the lifespan of both sexes over evolutionary time.


How it works
Women often lose their reproductive capacity around age 50, but if men can still reproduce into their 70s, Darwin would say it's advantageous for males to live longer lives providing they can hook up with a woman capable of reproducing. Natural selection should favor longevity-boosting genes, which would get passed down from fathers to both sons and daughters. So women would benefit as well in future generations, the scientists say.