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Previously on "5 killed on the M4 last night..."

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  • Bluebird
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    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    Two people in their 60s in a Red Volvo 940

    And 3 scumbag scrotes in a Ford Mondeo driving the wrong way up the eastbound carriage way after being chased by the plod. Who didn't follow them onto the M4.

    One scumbag scrote survived, which is a pity since he's costing us money in intensive care.

    Hanging is too good for 'em.



    No doubt.

    And all the better dead to improve the gene pool.

    Also made me take about an extra 30 minutes to get into work - bastards cost me £25.

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  • wendigo100
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    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    I suppose a closing speed of 140+mph is always going to be fatal...
    Indeed. Old couple in a Volvo on a motorway would be 35 mph, and 100+mph for the felons...

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  • King Cnvt
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    5th Gear crashed a "flimsy" new Renault into a 940 Estate and the occupants of the Volvo would have been creamed. The dashboard of the Volvo ended up in the crash dummys bollox.

    The old Volvo might be big, but compared to a modern car with 20 airbags, crumple zones, pre-tensioner seatbelts, reinforced steel safety shell etc, the old Volvo is a giant death trap.

    The inside of the Renault didn't even show a single sign of damage.

    The old Volvo might look tough, but it ain't a good place to be in a crash.

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  • zeitghost
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    I think it's the fact that the couple in the 940 died too that really upset me... I suppose a closing speed of 140+mph is always going to be fatal...

    Looking at the pics, the passenger compartment of the 940 doesn't look too bad, the Mondeo appears to be unrecognisable.

    Wonder how the scrote survived that, since it appears to have burned.

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  • scooterscot
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    ah but that was when his choices were ltd

    to quote a famous vulkan:

    "The needs of the many outway the needs of the few, or the one"

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    To quote Gandalf:

    "Do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. Even the very wise can not see all ends"
    Wasn't that just before a head-on with a Balrog ?







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  • scooterscot
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    To quote Gandalf:

    "Do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. Even the very wise can not see all ends"

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  • TheFaQQer
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    He didn't deserve to die...
    Yes, I think you'll find, he did.

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  • Sockpuppet
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    Not quite a "hes a good boy" but:
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/avdb/new...73_16x9_bb.asx

    Apparently they didnt deserve to die. (old folks didnt....young uns deserved it both barrels)

    Also another person hopes it teaches them a lesson.

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  • Sockpuppet
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    I know a Doctor who is working at the Hospital he is being treated at. Just sent him a text asking him to make an error of addition and OD the bastard.

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  • zeitghost
    started a topic 5 killed on the M4 last night...

    5 killed on the M4 last night...

    Two people in their 60s in a Red Volvo 940

    And 3 scumbag scrotes in a Ford Mondeo driving the wrong way up the eastbound carriage way after being chased by the plod. Who didn't follow them onto the M4.

    One scumbag scrote survived, which is a pity since he's costing us money in intensive care.

    Hanging is too good for 'em.

    Originally posted by Some Stupid old bint from Duffryn
    He's a good boy really...
    No doubt.

    And all the better dead to improve the gene pool.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/low/wales/6998191.stm
    Last edited by zeitghost; 6 March 2017, 10:36.

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