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Previously on "People with ergonomic keyboards, are they all cnuts?"

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  • wendigo100
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    Originally posted by Malingering BA View Post
    I'd've been impressed if he used an Enigma machine as his keyboard.
    That's a hobby of threaded's.

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  • Malingering BA
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    Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
    I know I've brought this thread back from the dead but I've just visited a user who has one of these:

    http://www.maltron.com/maltron-kbd-dual.html

    and one of these:

    http://www.kinesis-ergo.com/roller_mouse.htm

    The freak!!
    I'd've been impressed if he used an Enigma machine as his keyboard.

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  • King Cnvt
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    Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
    I know I've brought this thread back from the dead but I've just visited a user who has one of these:

    http://www.maltron.com/maltron-kbd-dual.html

    and one of these:

    http://www.kinesis-ergo.com/roller_mouse.htm

    The freak!!
    Is his name Craig? I worked with a Craig who could only use a Maltron and a funny big roller-ball mouse thing due to problems with his hands and wrists.

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  • Clippy
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    Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
    I know I've brought this thread back from the dead but I've just visited a user who has one of these:

    http://www.maltron.com/maltron-kbd-dual.html

    and one of these:

    http://www.kinesis-ergo.com/roller_mouse.htm

    The freak!!
    WTF - Is his name Stephen Hawking?

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  • FCSimmo
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    Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
    I know I've brought this thread back from the dead but I've just visited a user who has one of these:

    http://www.maltron.com/maltron-kbd-dual.html

    and one of these:

    http://www.kinesis-ergo.com/roller_mouse.htm

    The freak!!
    Is his name Patrick by any chance?

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  • gingerjedi
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    I know I've brought this thread back from the dead but I've just visited a user who has one of these:

    http://www.maltron.com/maltron-kbd-dual.html

    and one of these:

    http://www.kinesis-ergo.com/roller_mouse.htm

    The freak!!

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  • DBA_bloke
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Bit of a bitch for the touch typist...

    http://www.nsa.gov/gallery/photo/photo00005.jpg

    How did the P migrate down there?
    I bet that misplaced "P" cost them the war!

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  • DBA_bloke
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    Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
    I have been using a German keybord for the last 5 years, still getting used to UK layout again.
    Is it an Enigma machine? That'd explain the 5-year learning curve.

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  • alreadypacked
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    I have been using a German keybord for the last 5 years, still getting used to UK layout again.

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  • BoredBloke
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    lol

    My wife works in a 'special' school and my son almost pi55ed himself when she told him how one of the kids types with his head. She had to explain that they have a screen which he presses with his head at the right moment.


    jkmhk,mlca - there you go I just tried it on my laptop. Lets see how the spell checker does.

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  • DBA_bloke
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    Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
    Does that include those with only one hand?
    ... and as for those showoffs that do it with a straw...

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  • BoredBloke
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    Does that include those with only one hand?

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  • NoddY
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    Yes, people with ergonomic keyboards are cnuts, just as people with one handed keyboards are w*****$.

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  • DBA_bloke
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    Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
    My brother was once employed in Ireland to give basic computer lessons. On guy on the course complained that his mouse was hard to use. He had it upside down and was trying to use it like a trackball
    Best mouse gag: Scottie's use of one in Star Trek: The Voyage Home.

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  • BoredBloke
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    My brother was once employed in Ireland to give basic computer lessons. On guy on the course complained that his mouse was hard to use. He had it upside down and was trying to use it like a trackball

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