Nearly had the shortest engagement ever...

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Churchill replied

13 September 2007, 15:16
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

We aim to please. Hope you are feeling better and more relaxed now, though...

I aim to miss the ceiling...

IGMC
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sasguru replied

13 September 2007, 14:30
Originally posted by realityhack View Post

From near-death experience to 'light relief' in one post - that must be some sort of record.

We aim to please. Hope you are feeling better and more relaxed now, though...
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Flubster replied

13 September 2007, 14:25
Once a vvanker, always a vvanker.
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realityhack replied

13 September 2007, 14:23
From near-death experience to 'light relief' in one post - that must be some sort of record.
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Old Greg replied

13 September 2007, 14:21
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

he he great minds etc, eh Greg?

Yes. Well done us. Reminds me of a joke:

I used to think 'I can't wait to get a girlfriend so I can stop masturbating.'

Now I can't wait for my girlfriend to go out so I can start masturbating.
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sasguru replied

13 September 2007, 14:21
We believe you
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realityhack replied

13 September 2007, 14:19
Er - that's a new definition of 'faff' I've not heard before - I wasn't making my left hand jealous btw.
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sasguru replied

13 September 2007, 14:18
he he great minds etc, eh Greg?
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Old Greg replied

13 September 2007, 14:18
Perhaps that will teach you to 'faff' upstairs for a while.
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sasguru replied

13 September 2007, 14:17
Cracking one off when the gas hob is running is not to be recommended.
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realityhack started a topic Nearly had the shortest engagement ever...

13 September 2007, 14:16
Nearly had the shortest engagement ever...

Just now... cooking on the hob, went upstairs to faff for a while, tidied up etc, tried to run the hot tap (which should fire a boiler in the kitchen) but the water pressure is too low to fire the boiler at the moment for some reason.

Just as well really, as the flame on the hob had gone out and the house was full of gas.

Bloody hell.

All windows open and house aired.

Yikes, that was close.
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