Better late than never...

[wendigo100]

I thought as much!

On the other hand, perhaps it arrived early for the wife's heart attack...

[wendigo100]

...don't tell me ... it's another cunning plan.

[wendigo100]

An ambulance arrived at a house in Wiltshire where a man who had collapsed, a day after he had died. Eric Tennant collapsed at his home in Trowbridge last Monday.

His wife Audrey said she made three emergency calls and was told it would be more than an hour. When the crew arrived on the day it was too late.

The next day, another ambulance arrived with its lights flashing and sirens sounding. A full ambulance service investigation is under way.

This is a Fast Show sketch, isn't it?

[zeitghost]

Or something...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/w...re/6985067.stm

The NHS is safe in our hands...