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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    Well of course we had it tough.

    We 'ad to make do with a cup o' cold sulphuric acid to make us tingle.
    Poor Jimmy Brown is no more!!!

    For what he thought was H20 was H2SO4!!!

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Well of course we had it tough.

    We 'ad to make do with a cup o' cold sulphuric acid to make us tingle.

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  • wendigo100
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    A farthing and a lemon? Luxury!

    We had to make do with a brass tack and the cat's urine.

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  • Troll
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    we were too poor to afford PP3's, best we could hope for was an old lemon and a copper farthing

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  • Troll
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    It's licking those PP3 batteries to see if they're flat... does it every time...
    I thought they were PP9's...

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  • wendigo100
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    My brother in law got Bell's Palsy 20 years ago. Down one side of his face, but it's not so bad now.

    I don't remember how he got it. He wasn't tasered, but he's an electronic engineer, so perhaps it was eating currents.

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    started a topic Bells Palsy

    Bells Palsy

    Hey, watch the video on here:

    Silly git getting Tasered

    Do a Google for Bells Palsy

    and then for giggles, watch the video again.

    Silly fsck, he's shagged up his own nervous system, as if it weren't faulty enough to start with!

    Yeah these Taser things are SO safe... in some dystopian nightmare.

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