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[BoredBloke]

"That's not stupidity. He knew perfectly well what he was doing and he is proud of it. He knows he'll get lots of glory from certain people, and he thinks it's worth the punishment."

Exactly - for £20 and he gets to stick 2 fingers up at everybody via the BBC and the press.

[DBA_bloke]

Anyone heard of Jerome Caminada? He was a Victorian Police detective, who worked in Manchester. I read his autobiography, and was amazed to learn that being soft on criminals is nothing new. One fecker was finally sent down for a few years after a lengthy lifetime of hundreds of crimes, and dozens and dozens of "One more time and we'll throw away the key." admonishments from the caring judges (who all stove to secure the bastard work, accommodation, etc.) - it's been going on forever.

Have a read if you can find a copy.

[TheFaQQer]

Ridgeway, 18, must carry out 60 hours unpaid work

Isn't most "work" undertaken by 18 year old scousers unpaid?

[MrRobin]

I know, it's shocking. 60 hours unpaid work too tho.. lets hope it's not for the Garden Birds of Britain!

How many tabloids do you think tomorrow will have the grab line of something like 'The writings on the wall for these two'... Groan...

[thunderlizard]

That's not stupidity. He knew perfectly well what he was doing and he is proud of it. He knows he'll get lots of glory from certain people, and he thinks it's worth the punishment.

[oraclesmith]

Maybe British garden birds really are gay, which explains why there's less of them each year.

[_V_]

I see that these two burglars faced extremely tough sentancing in court.

That's the biggest joke.

I bet the guy who was ordered to pay £20 will never do that again!

[MrRobin]

Linky

What a couple of complete numptys!!!!