Remember when that politician tried to make his daughter eat a burger and she ended up with a face like a smacked arse.
Will any politicians / policeman being volunteering their children to be tasered.
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Chief constable zapped by Taser
North Wales Police Chief Constable Richard Brunstrom has been "zapped" with a Taser electronic stun gun.
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Shame they didn't do a proper test lasting, oh, let's say a good 60 mins.
What's the betting someone is going to come up with an idea for a gameshow, called "Shocking Fortunes" ?
Presenter : "And our next contestant is Arthur from Tunbridge Wells, and he is a retired accountant. Right, are you ready Arthur"
Arthur : "Yes, Dale".
Presenter : "Ok, can you answer the following question ? What is the capital of France ?"
Arthur : "Um...er....oh....Brussels ?"
Presenter : "Sorry, the correct answer is Paris. You know what this means, don't you Arthur ?"
Arthur : <gulps nervously>
Presenter : "Ok Mr Voltage, do your stuff!"
Bzzzzzzzzzzt ! Fzzzp! Bzzzzzzzzzt! Fizzzz! Szzzzzzzz!
And as the camera pans out, we see the contestant, Arthur Scrotage, writhing in agony on the studio floor, amidst the contents of his hastily-deposited bowls, to the sound of canned audience laughter, as his eyes loll uncontrollably in the back of his head and his body spasms like a uncontrolled marionette.
Oh how we laughed....Tags: None
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