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Previously on "Chief constable zapped by Taser"

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  • Sockpuppet
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    Remember when that politician tried to make his daughter eat a burger and she ended up with a face like a smacked arse.

    Will any politicians / policeman being volunteering their children to be tasered.

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  • Board Game Geek
    started a topic Chief constable zapped by Taser

    Chief constable zapped by Taser

    North Wales Police Chief Constable Richard Brunstrom has been "zapped" with a Taser electronic stun gun.

    Read more here

    Shame they didn't do a proper test lasting, oh, let's say a good 60 mins.

    What's the betting someone is going to come up with an idea for a gameshow, called "Shocking Fortunes" ?

    Presenter : "And our next contestant is Arthur from Tunbridge Wells, and he is a retired accountant. Right, are you ready Arthur"

    Arthur : "Yes, Dale".

    Presenter : "Ok, can you answer the following question ? What is the capital of France ?"

    Arthur : "Um...er....oh....Brussels ?"

    Presenter : "Sorry, the correct answer is Paris. You know what this means, don't you Arthur ?"

    Arthur : <gulps nervously>

    Presenter : "Ok Mr Voltage, do your stuff!"

    Bzzzzzzzzzzt ! Fzzzp! Bzzzzzzzzzt! Fizzzz! Szzzzzzzz!

    And as the camera pans out, we see the contestant, Arthur Scrotage, writhing in agony on the studio floor, amidst the contents of his hastily-deposited bowls, to the sound of canned audience laughter, as his eyes loll uncontrollably in the back of his head and his body spasms like a uncontrolled marionette.

    Oh how we laughed....

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