Chief constable zapped by Taser

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Sockpuppet replied

6 September 2007, 02:31
Remember when that politician tried to make his daughter eat a burger and she ended up with a face like a smacked arse.

Will any politicians / policeman being volunteering their children to be tasered.
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Board Game Geek started a topic Chief constable zapped by Taser

6 September 2007, 01:24
Chief constable zapped by Taser

North Wales Police Chief Constable Richard Brunstrom has been "zapped" with a Taser electronic stun gun.

Read more here

Shame they didn't do a proper test lasting, oh, let's say a good 60 mins.

What's the betting someone is going to come up with an idea for a gameshow, called "Shocking Fortunes" ?

Presenter : "And our next contestant is Arthur from Tunbridge Wells, and he is a retired accountant. Right, are you ready Arthur"

Arthur : "Yes, Dale".

Presenter : "Ok, can you answer the following question ? What is the capital of France ?"

Arthur : "Um...er....oh....Brussels ?"

Presenter : "Sorry, the correct answer is Paris. You know what this means, don't you Arthur ?"

Arthur : <gulps nervously>

Presenter : "Ok Mr Voltage, do your stuff!"

Bzzzzzzzzzzt ! Fzzzp! Bzzzzzzzzzt! Fizzzz! Szzzzzzzz!

And as the camera pans out, we see the contestant, Arthur Scrotage, writhing in agony on the studio floor, amidst the contents of his hastily-deposited bowls, to the sound of canned audience laughter, as his eyes loll uncontrollably in the back of his head and his body spasms like a uncontrolled marionette.

Oh how we laughed....
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