Will he or won't he?

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Troll replied

4 September 2007, 06:56
Originally posted by zeitghost View Post

Fall?

The guy across the road is painting the upstairs window surrounds... by hanging out of the window...

Now he's standing on the window sill...

Who'll give me odds on this?

William Hill?

... and I thought I was bored
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Clippy replied

3 September 2007, 22:33
Originally posted by zeitghost

This is the most interesting thing that's happened all day...

Not that it's had much in the way of competition.

Well as the day isn't over yet I can offer you some belly button fluff.

Maybe knit yourself something with it.

Gotta be better than watching paint dry.
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TheFaQQer replied

3 September 2007, 19:29
Originally posted by zeitghost View Post

Fall?

Yes.

HTH.
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DBA_bloke replied

3 September 2007, 15:58
Originally posted by zeitghost

My very thought... know for any jobs for a 53 year old microcontroller programmer ( C & assembler)/hardware design engineers?

I though not...

Lollypop man?
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Rantor replied

3 September 2007, 15:55
Originally posted by zeitghost

He's just discovered a bit of the lead flashing is loose over the bay window...

Currently attempting to paint the underside of the window sill (that he can't actually see...

This is the most interesting thing that's happened all day...

Not that it's had much in the way of competition.

You are literally watching paint dry - maybe its time for a career change?
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DBA_bloke replied

3 September 2007, 15:35
Originally posted by zeitghost

Yup.

Still painting away.

Sorry - deleted my last post, as I thought it looked like it followed-on from the "bloke whizzing past" post!

The white paint loon: shout "Oi mate! There's a a wasp buzzing around near your arse." - might lead to something interesting.
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BA to the Stars replied

3 September 2007, 15:35
Shout over "You've missed a bit, pointing to the furthest corner"
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OrangeHopper replied

3 September 2007, 15:30
Once saw a roofer plummet past our front window accompanied by a scream and finishing with a sickening thud. Lucky sod landed side on and didn't break anything.
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BA to the Stars replied

3 September 2007, 15:29
Can we all shout a collective booo!!! See if that has the desired effect

How high up is he? 1 floor or many?
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OrangeHopper replied

3 September 2007, 15:22
Challenge you to call heath & safety.
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zeitghost started a topic Will he or won't he?

3 September 2007, 15:18
Will he or won't he?

Fall?

The guy across the road is painting the upstairs window surrounds... by hanging out of the window...

Now he's standing on the window sill...

Who'll give me odds on this?

William Hill?
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