Reply to: Interesting week ahead.

[Clippy]

Of course it was a rhetorical question, you @nus.

What better way to garner some abuse, find out if anyone has any hints or tips, local knowledge, or if anyone has a seriously interesting week planned.
The tips on poo strategy are particulary useful.

Never underestimate the power of the rhetorical question.

All right old boy, keep your wig on.

In that spirit, I'm off to Vegas for a stag weekend for three nights from Thursday.

Anyone got any recommendations for entertainment other than gambling?

[Sysman]

Ah, the three S's always done in this order:

Sh1t
Shave
Shower

HTH.

Correct answer.

[Moose423956]

Do mooses have a particular fondness for custard?

And, if so, do they like it best hot or cold?

It doesn't matter, as long as it's lumpy. With a skin. In a metal jug.

[Moose423956]

Next week I will be mostly eating custard.

HTH

[Lucy]

I will consider my carbon footprint when all the mindless 'celebrities' who keep on about this stop flying around the world themselves.

next.

[DimPrawn]

Stay at home. Think of the carbon footprint of doing anything.

[cailin maith]

I'm off on my hols on Sunday!!

2 weeks in the sun..... bliss!

[wendigo100]

"I might do a spot of sea fishing or maybe peat digging"

Why would anybody go peat digging? Would you go coal mining also if they had a pit? Peat bogs are horrible places.

Peat digging is a new one on me too. What am I missing? How about dog-shit scraping on the pavements of Luton?

[BoredBloke]

"I might do a spot of sea fishing or maybe peat digging"

Why would anybody go peat digging? Would you go coal mining also if they had a pit? Peat bogs are horrible places.

[portseven]

Do you have an interesting week to look forward to ?


I have.

I am up at 0700 tomorrow to drive to UIG in Scotland, then the ferry to North Uist for a week living in a little holiday croft in the Outer Hebrides.
The missus is getting quite excited about the trip. I might do a spot of sea fishing or maybe peat digging

Lucky you, did similar trip last summer, sailed from Uig to Harris, stayed for a week with the missus. Then the year before did it again but camped on Taransay just by the bothy for a few days, had glorious sunshine, it was stunning.

I can recommend the Macaroni Cheese on the ferry!

[r0bly0ns]

There's a villa in Spain waiting for me and my famly. Fly out Saturday

[EternalOptimist]

This was a rhetorical question, right.

You don't really care about my week ahead, do you.

You callous bar steward.

Of course it was a rhetorical question, you @nus.

What better way to garner some abuse, find out if anyone has any hints or tips, local knowledge, or if anyone has a seriously interesting week planned.
The tips on poo strategy are particulary useful.

Never underestimate the power of the rhetorical question.

[FiveTimes]

But do agree, poo before shower would surely be more sensible.

I would make more sense if you did in at the clients site, and get paid for it

[oraclesmith]

Shopping ?

[Lucy]

Nymphomania

No, I wish it was that exciting.