Fire

[wendigo100]

Ent that eagle et his liver yet?

Bit nasty that. These days he'd have got off with 100 hours community service. Curing lesbians or some such.

[richard-af]

Pah! Call that a fire? You shoulda seen the ones in 1666 and the 1940s

HTH
Granddad

My next door neighbour had quite a bonfire last week. Just reminded me, that's all.

[sasguru]

Pah! Call that a fire? You shoulda seen the ones in 1666 and the 1940s

HTH
Granddad

[Clippy]

As long as Route 66 is unaffected, who cares.

[thunderlizard]

Haway & gan yen! Factory's ahad!

(for any Geordies who may be in the area)

[Bagpuss]

-Don't Panic -

Translated to Laandoner: Oi mush, the gaffs on fire, get darn the fillin station now and buy as much petrol as possible send the bread knife down Sainzbrezs to buy up all the food, any left over we can put on eBay

[richard-af]

Smokers outside a pub?

[wendigo100]

That bloody Prometheus again.

[gingerjedi]

Pudding lane?

[The Lone Gunman]

Any of you Laaaaandaners near park royal?
You should be able to see a large plume of smoke if you look out of your windows and you might possibly wish to start evacuating.

Chaos on the roads tonight then.

From the Beeb.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/6968932.stm