Reply to: Human Traits...

[TheFaQQer]

Anyone with a pram: used as if it's a weapon!

That's the whole point of having a pram!

People walking slowly in front of me bugs the hell out of me - especially if they are weaving all over the place so you can't get by. That's why I offer to push the pushchair at home - it moves them out of the way sharpish when you mow the ****ers down.

[Troll]

Hey troll..... watch it!

[cailin maith]

You mean Johnny Bloody foreigner- the Welsh, Scots & Irish...feck em all

Hey troll..... watch it!

[Troll]

Those intolerant of people from other countries.


And the Dutch

You mean Johnny Bloody foreigner- the Welsh, Scots & Irish...feck em all

[ThomasSoerensen]

People complaining about other people.

[sasguru]

People who can't be bothered to spell rite and don't know how to use apostrophe's

[Gonzo]

I wasn't plagiarising (sp?) honest guv. We obviously share the same irritations

I am sure I have heard a comic (can't remember which one) covering the same ground in an act.

Unfortunately it is true though.

Years ago I did work in a supermarket and the checkout staff were always told to hand the card and both receipts back to the customer in one go because this is what customers preferred. How wrong It was what women preferred because they would just open their handbag and drop the card and receipts in together.

As a man, I have a separate holder for my cards so I like to get the card back and have time to put it back into its holder while the receipts are printing, which then into my pocket.

At last it seems that chip and pin has made the transaction process more man friendly.

[Ruprect]

Also pointed out by Bill Bryson in Notes From A Small Island. I have noticed that it is true, one day I will say "For goodness sake, you do not have to pack all your shopping before getting out your credit card - give the cashier it now"

I wasn't plagiarising (sp?) honest guv. We obviously share the same irritations

[BA to the Stars]

lol - I love it when I'm in a queue, and someone of the fairer sex gets to the front and acts like its such a major surprise when they're asked for payment. This is of course followed by a few minutes rumbling around in bag, then purse to retrieve said payment. My favourite is when they insist on getting the correct change out too. That doesn't wind me up at all.

Also pointed out by Bill Bryson in Notes From A Small Island. I have noticed that it is true, one day I will say "For goodness sake, you do not have to pack all your shopping before getting out your credit card - give the cashier it now"

[gingerjedi]

lol - I love it when I'm in a queue, and someone of the fairer sex gets to the front and acts like its such a major surprise when they're asked for payment. This is of course followed by a few minutes rumbling around in bag, then purse to retrieve said payment. My favourite is when they insist on getting the correct change out too. That doesn't wind me up at all.

People that act like they've never used a cash machine before and insist on reading every instruction, or poor people that have a fist full of cash/credit cards and they try each one just to see if there's any credit left so they can buy some crack.

[Ruprect]

Anyone with a pram: used as if it's a weapon!

Ditto old people in buggies.

[richard-af]

Anyone with a pram: used as if it's a weapon!

[Ruprect]

3/ People messing about when paying for things

lol - I love it when I'm in a queue, and someone of the fairer sex gets to the front and acts like its such a major surprise when they're asked for payment. This is of course followed by a few minutes rumbling around in bag, then purse to retrieve said payment. My favourite is when they insist on getting the correct change out too. That doesn't wind me up at all.

[wendigo100]

People who put their feet on the seat in trains. I told some geezer to get them off the other day, and although he did, he grunted at me as if I was in the wrong. He's a regular commuter too.

[Ruprect]

People who don't know whether it's "to", "too" or "two".

sorry, I will of course give myself a thorough dressing down for such stupidity.