Reply to: Blackberries...

[AlfredJPruffock]

The Gospel according to Richard-AF
The Gospel according to Richard-AF
The Gospel according to Richard-AF
If I buy him a Scotch, he'll buy me a beer
Tight fist

Who needs - friends ?

Your mind -

Blow it

[richard-af]

Well they did say Joker on the cover.

Pity as you could have sampled the raw ingredient LSA -which is present in the seeds of the Morning Glory plant - which can be obtained legally from various locations within the UK - about 5g will cleanse the doors of perception - dont try this at home kids.

Nor take this in a shady club - better in a forest - back to Nature and all that.

Whats the Story Morning Glory ?

Beer, wine and scotch these days.

[AlfredJPruffock]

You know TOO MUCH about LSD!

I tried taking some about 20 years ago. Bought two "Jokers" (small bits of cardboard with the Batman Joker face on) in a dimly-lit club in London. A mate and I had one each. And waited. And waited. And waited. Two bloody hours of saying "I think it's starting to work..." with absolutely NO effect whatsoever. Turned out to be a con. Tasted nasty, too.

Drugs really are bad for you - if they are fake, that is!

Well they did say Joker on the cover.

Pity as you could have sampled the raw ingredient LSA -which is present in the seeds of the Morning Glory plant - which can be obtained legally from various locations within the UK - about 5g will cleanse the doors of perception - dont try this at home kids.

Nor take this in a shady club - better in a forest - back to Nature and all that.

Whats the Story Morning Glory ?

[Lucy]

Walter + LSD = something to wonder about

[richard-af]

Nah. The LSD blue dots.

Produced in Tregaron... until busted by Operation Julie.

Had 75% of the world's production of LSD.

Should have got the Queen's Award For Industry in my humble opinion.

You know TOO MUCH about LSD!

I tried taking some about 20 years ago. Bought two "Jokers" (small bits of cardboard with the Batman Joker face on) in a dimly-lit club in London. A mate and I had one each. And waited. And waited. And waited. Two bloody hours of saying "I think it's starting to work..." with absolutely NO effect whatsoever. Turned out to be a con. Tasted nasty, too.

Drugs really are bad for you - if they are fake, that is!

[richard-af]

Thought so.

It must be a flashback from that blue dot in 1973.

So, you are a Viagra user - never doubted it. Didn't know they existed in the 70s.

[richard-af]

Or am I as confused as normal?

Yes.

[sasguru]

Remember folks, don't pick any blackberries below waist height.

Or even above waist height if they are on the way home from a pub ...

[Muttley08]

Remember folks, don't pick any blackberries below waist height.

Wise words...I own two dogs...

Been picking plenty above waist height - watched one of those programs a couple of weeks ago about diet and anti cancer things....made me try and eat healthier diet for a bit - might as well whilst blackberries and raspberries are about for free...

[Alf W]

Remember folks, don't pick any blackberries below waist height.

[AlfredJPruffock]

Is he a "Day Tripper"?

Well I had a good reason for taking the eay way out.
It took me so long - to find out
And I found out.

[richard-af]

I suspect that you make Pete Doherty look like a rank amateur.

[AlfredJPruffock]

LSD flashback? Take a Valium.

Firstly I do agree with the earlier observation that BlackBerrys are ripening much earlier than last year.

According to my diary - Blackberrys were picked on the 14th of September last year , whilst two weeks ago on the Isle of Arran near Lochranza I picked ripened BlackBerrys- - so yes they are earlier than last year.

As for LSD - sorry far too crude - it is LSA I prefer which is organic and totally legal .

Ceaser's Palace
Morning Glory
Silly Human Race
If the Summer turned to Winter

Your is no disgrace

[Churchill]

LSD flashback? Take a Valium.

Is he a "Day Tripper"?

[richard-af]

Yes picking Blackberries is such a chore?

LSD flashback? Take a Valium.