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  • AlfredJPruffock
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    Originally posted by pisces View Post
    A protractor?

    Home in bed?

    People seem to think I'm lazy
    I don't mind I think ther're crazy
    Running everywhere at such a speed
    Till they fine - there's no need

    Please dont wake me - no dont shake me
    Leave me where I am - I'm only sleeping

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  • FarmerPalmer
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    ... retired

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  • Billy-Bob
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    My father’s a Methodist minister and sure as beans is beans he would have made me a minister too.

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  • Buffoon
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    Originally posted by wendigo100 View Post
    ... I'm not in Norfolk any more either. They called me a heretic and chased me out with flaming torches and pitchforks ....
    You as well? It’s happened to the best of us.

    Contribution to the arts – The Singing Postman “Hev Yew Gotta Loight, Boi?”.

    Norfolk (and Suffolk) - nuke the place from orbit.

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  • realityhack
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    Originally posted by Spartacus View Post
    Both. We are all one giant gestalt entity called Spartacus.

    And at least one of us is Andy W - so therefore we are all Andy W. Oh, and <point>he's Spartacus</point>.

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  • Spartacus
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    Originally posted by Clippy View Post
    Because as is the CUK tradition, he is either:

    a) A recently banned user
    b) An existing user with another ID
    c) AndyW
    Is there anyone on the forum other than me who doesn't fall into one of the above categories?

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  • Spartacus
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    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
    We're all Spartacus anyway, aren't we? Or is he us?
    Both. We are all one giant gestalt entity called Spartacus.

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  • Board Game Geek
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    ....doing a real job instead of posting rubbish on forums and getting paid for it

    /guilty conscience

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  • Swiss Tony
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    A lion tamer...
    I have a hat ....

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  • Clippy
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    I never went.

    Who are you then? I cant imagine any of my closest buds on here would have remembered that. I couldn't even remember which one it was. Why would you remember/know if you only joined in August?
    Because as is the CUK tradition, he is either:

    a) A recently banned user
    b) An existing user with another ID
    c) AndyW

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by ElectricChair View Post
    I never went.

    Who are you then? I cant imagine any of my closest buds on here would have remembered that. I couldn't even remember which one it was. Why would you remember/know if you only joined in August?

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  • wendigo100
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    Originally posted by ElectricChair View Post
    I now live just a few miles from Catford. Sorry but I dont like there. I think you are better off in Norfolk
    I agree. I'm not in Norfolk any more either. They called me a heretic and chased me out with flaming torches and pitchforks when I refused to marry my sister.

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  • ElectricChair
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    Originally posted by wendigo100 View Post
    Take no notice of him, there's nothing wrong with Catford.

    At least, there wasn't from when I was born there until I was whipped off to Norfolk.
    I now live just a few miles from Catford. Sorry but I dont like there. I think you are better off in Norfolk

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  • ElectricChair
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    Which one was Catford again?
    http://www.heavenlybodiesbridal.com/

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  • ElectricChair
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    Originally posted by SandyDown View Post
    OK will bake blueberry muffins especially for you ..hmmmm yummy hot from the oven, actually am at home today, I may go and bake some

    yummy yummy. I'll be round at 3:50.

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