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  • TheFaQQer
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    If it's good enough for the American vice-president to shoot his mates accidentally, it should be good enough for our police too!

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  • SandyDown
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    Yeh something similar happened to me when I was nursing ages ago, I was preparing a guy for his operation, he was too ill to shave himself south of the border, so I had to do it for him

    Anyho, I started shaving, but another nurse started talking to me and I got distracted and went a bit too far, nearly shaved off the whole of his p3ni$ !!

    I remember smiling sweetly and saying to him 'ooops' - the guy wasn't amused, but lucky he was too ill to do anything about it.

    Hmmm I loved that kind of nurse power

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  • Ravello
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    A spokesman for the police force said: "We have voluntarily reported the matter to the IPCC who will now conduct an investigation."
    As opposed to what? Hoping no-one noticed?

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  • wendigo100
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    It will toughen him up a bit.

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  • zeitghost
    started a topic Oooops...

    Oooops...

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/6960020.stm

    Shooting one's colleagues is not recommended...
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