Things I have learned today

Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!

You are not logged in or you do not have permission to access this page. This could be due to one of several reasons:

You are not logged in. If you are already registered, fill in the form below to log in, or follow the "Sign Up" link to register a new account.
You may not have sufficient privileges to access this page. Are you trying to edit someone else's post, access administrative features or some other privileged system?
If you are trying to post, the administrator may have disabled your account, or it may be awaiting activation.

Francko replied

23 August 2007, 15:17
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

If you say so.

Be quiet you two or else Sally Anne mum will spank you both.
Leave a comment:
sasguru replied

23 August 2007, 15:14
Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post

It's you, you are known

If you say so.
Leave a comment:
Bagpuss replied

23 August 2007, 15:13
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Oooh 'ark at her! And poor Mr Dasilva, whoever he is.

It's you, you are known
Leave a comment:
sasguru replied

23 August 2007, 15:11
Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post

Mr DeSilva, I am none of the things you describe, yet this seems to be something you know so well, it's at the forefront of your mind, projection isn't it? It's your life you present, you feel small and insignificant. It doesn't matter what you do you feel inadequate, you've never had respect! It's not nice for one of life's losers like yourself, I almost feel pity.

Oooh 'ark at her! And poor Mr Dasilva, whoever he is.
Leave a comment:
Bagpuss replied

23 August 2007, 15:08
Mr DeSilva, I am none of the things you describe, yet this seems to be something you know so well, it's at the forefront of your mind, projection isn't it? It's your life you present, you feel small and insignificant. It doesn't matter what you do you feel inadequate, you've never had respect! It's not nice for one of life's losers like yourself, I almost feel pity.
Leave a comment:
sasguru replied

23 August 2007, 15:06
Originally posted by richard-af View Post

Richard AF is terrified of children, but only those who carry loaded firearms. And then use them... you dog's dick.

Now, now! That's the best thing he's been called all year. Careful, compliments like that may go to his head.
Leave a comment:
richard-af replied

23 August 2007, 15:04
Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post

Richard AF is scared of children

SASguru and Richard have strange kaka fetishes involving the wearing of soiled womens underwear and gimp suits.

You couldn't make this stuff up!

Richard AF is terrified of children, but only those who carry loaded firearms. And then use them... you dog's dick.
Leave a comment:
sasguru replied

23 August 2007, 15:03
Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post

Oh well never mind eh?

At least you're philosophical about your lot. Life is a lottery, it's not your fault that you're genetically unlucky.
Leave a comment:
Bagpuss replied

23 August 2007, 15:00
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Dear Diary, Oh here we go again. The skinny, weaselly geek with the boring job who lives in some carrot-munching, rural area, fantasises about being 'ard, has no girlfriend and has yet to lose his virginity is looking for some attention.

Poor diddums.

Oh well never mind eh?
Leave a comment:
sasguru replied

23 August 2007, 14:58
Oh here we go again. The skinny, weaselly geek with the boring job who lives in some carrot-munching, rural area, fantasises about being 'ard, has no girlfriend and has yet to lose his virginity is looking for some attention.

Poor diddums.
Leave a comment:
King Cnvt replied

23 August 2007, 14:58
You guys!
Leave a comment:
Bagpuss started a topic Things I have learned today

23 August 2007, 14:54
Things I have learned today

Richard AF is scared of children

SASguru and Richard have strange kaka fetishes involving the wearing of soiled womens underwear and gimp suits.

You couldn't make this stuff up!
Tags: None