A Welsh man walking through a field, sees a man drinking water from a pool
with his hand.
The Welsh man shouts “Paid a yfed y dwr mae’r gwartheg yn cachi yn y dwr”
(Don’t drink the water, it’s full of cow tulip.)
The man shouts back “I’m English, Speak English, I don’t understand you”.
The Welsh man shouts back “Use both hands, you’ll get more in.”
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I read that property prices have doubled there in the last year
Marrakesh that is, not Wales.
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A bit like Wales, then?Originally posted by sasguru View PostThought Marrakesh was crap, countryside around is brilliant though ...
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Thought Marrakesh was crap, countryside around is brilliant though ...
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It’s best to go there by train on the Marrakesh Express. It has Animal carpet wall to wall. Look out for the American ladies; they are five-foot tall and in blue.
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went this year, only onwe or two camels. good place to goto for a weekend, I'd not really want to stay longer unless I got into the hills with a bike.
Keep hold of your valuables, try and see the old town, break away from the crowds, you'll get pestered every few minutes to buy / try something. Use you batering skills you'll normally knock of about 80%. Bought the GF some nice jewellry there.
Eat in good place's I'll try to dig out some links, use the travel guides, and learn the layout of the place so you'll not get lost.
Have fun !!
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