Why its important to let glue dry..

[Diver]

Well I thought it was funny

[Diver]

It was the ad for dust tamer Hepa vacuum cleaners at the bottom of the page that cracked me up.
How insensitive is that

The Dwarf should have used a Hepa filtered vacuum. maybe it would have prevented HepaTightus

[thunderlizard]

OK, having gone back and read it slowly I understand. It could have happened to anybody really.

[DimPrawn]

Never leave a dwarf alone with a Hoover. I think this is pretty std knowledge.

What the hell do they teach in schools these days anyway?

[daviejones]

I don't 100% understand that story

It says he didn't wait long enough for the glue to set, but simultaneously implies he left it too long and got stuck.

Or does he usually pull the hoover with a non-glue method that didn't work on the night; superglue being a last-minute substitution?

Can somebody with more dwarf-knob-adhesive experience clarify?

tl

Sorry, CD was banned.

LOL

[thunderlizard]

I don't 100% understand that story

It says he didn't wait long enough for the glue to set, but simultaneously implies he left it too long and got stuck.

Or does he usually pull the hoover with a non-glue method that didn't work on the night; superglue being a last-minute substitution?

Can somebody with more dwarf-knob-adhesive experience clarify?

tl

[tootie]

You didn't mention the word 'Fringe' in your list of words!!!.. so i read the article.. i am on the verge of offended..ness

[n5gooner]

What another dwarf sticks his knob to the hoover????? Fool.....

must be something to do with dwarf's - two in one week, how odd....

[daviejones]

What another dwarf sticks his knob to the hoover????? Fool.....

[threaded]

Good echo in 'ere, wat!

[n5gooner]

Warning: this article contains the following words which some readers
may find offensive: dwarf, penis, superglue, hoover, hospital



http://edinburghnews.scotsman.com/edinburgh.cfm?id=1321342007