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[Diver]

EO has gorn an gone away he has, blimey, the cheek of some people

[Diver]

Still not back

Playing three games of chess and one game of scrabble on line and still waiting

[Diver]

Ho hum (looks at watch) tum tee tum dee dum.
whistling
Scratching
Pacing
Nice cup of tea
Googling should not take this long surely!
Maybe he's gone and bought a book "military for Dummies"
Looks at watch again

[Diver]

LIES!!!!

Whales and dolphins most definetly can hear you scream underwater!!!!

(Along with most other marine life i should think)

Ardesco, please try and stick with the program

Oh! and

[Diver]

Ah explains it all: rum, sodomy and the lash.

We all have our little foibles

[Ardesco]

"Under Water nobody can hear you scream"

LIES!!!!

Whales and dolphins most definetly can hear you scream underwater!!!!

(Along with most other marine life i should think)

[sasguru]

Well seeing as you are a diving type my guess would have to be....

"In the navy, laa di daa dii di di"

Ah explains it all: rum, sodomy and the lash.

[sasguru]

And who was it that insulted me by suggesting that I was in the army?

It certainly was not me. Although my wife was an army brat.

I have to agree with EO. Your initial "enfilading" post was a pile of putrid poo.
I have nothing to do with the army but am a fan of military history and even I can see that.

[Ardesco]

Well seeing as you are a diving type my guess would have to be....

"In the navy, laa di daa dii di di"

[Diver]

I suggest you direct your wisdom and comments to the strategic domination of wives and brats then. Leave the complicated stuff to those who know what they are talking about
thanks in anticipation

Sober now No hangover I trust.

Why is it that everybody assumes that military training is reserved solely for one branch of the armed forces, The army.

I find this annoying and extremely distasteful.

Let's play a guessing game.

Clue for clue

Here's mine = 1 pip

[EternalOptimist]

And who was it that insulted me by suggesting that I was in the army?

It certainly was not me. Although my wife was an army brat.

I suggest you direct your wisdom and comments to the strategic domination of wives and brats then. Leave the complicated stuff to those who know what they are talking about


thanks in anticipation

[Diver]

So you were in the army, Diver? What as?

And who was it that insulted me by suggesting that I was in the army?

It certainly was not me. Although my wife was an army brat.

[sasguru]

Ahh! And it took you so long to post too. (Quarter of an hour?)

Should have been here hours ago, you could have joined in the fun.

Anyway, I'm off now. have to be up for 5 am goodnight

So you were in the army, Diver? What as?

[Mailman]

Well, he could easily hop on a plane and be in Sydney... now. Happy days!

Cept them seppo's will bundle him back on the first plane to England! Cause unlike the UK, them CY (criminal yobs) actually have balls to kick people out that they dont want (well either that or plonk them in the middle of some big **** off desert)!

Mailman

[richard-af]

Even then you couldnt finish it! That eye-talian head teacher murderer should be banished to Australia! But will it happen?

Mailman

Well, he could easily hop on a plane and be in Sydney... now. Happy days!