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Diver replied

21 August 2007, 16:35
EO has gorn an gone away he has, blimey, the cheek of some people
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Diver replied

21 August 2007, 16:28
Still not back

Playing three games of chess and one game of scrabble on line and still waiting
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Diver replied

21 August 2007, 16:26
Ho hum (looks at watch) tum tee tum dee dum.
whistling
Scratching
Pacing
Nice cup of tea
Googling should not take this long surely!
Maybe he's gone and bought a book "military for Dummies"
Looks at watch again
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Diver replied

21 August 2007, 16:14
Originally posted by Ardesco View Post

LIES!!!!

Whales and dolphins most definetly can hear you scream underwater!!!!

(Along with most other marine life i should think)

Ardesco, please try and stick with the program

Oh! and
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Diver replied

21 August 2007, 15:55
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Ah explains it all: rum, sodomy and the lash.

We all have our little foibles
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Ardesco replied

21 August 2007, 15:52
Originally posted by Diver View Post

"Under Water nobody can hear you scream"

LIES!!!!

Whales and dolphins most definetly can hear you scream underwater!!!!

(Along with most other marine life i should think)
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sasguru replied

21 August 2007, 15:52
Originally posted by Ardesco View Post

Well seeing as you are a diving type my guess would have to be....

"In the navy, laa di daa dii di di"

Ah explains it all: rum, sodomy and the lash.
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sasguru replied

21 August 2007, 15:51
Originally posted by Diver View Post

And who was it that insulted me by suggesting that I was in the army?

It certainly was not me. Although my wife was an army brat.

I have to agree with EO. Your initial "enfilading" post was a pile of putrid poo.
I have nothing to do with the army but am a fan of military history and even I can see that.
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Ardesco replied

21 August 2007, 15:51
Well seeing as you are a diving type my guess would have to be....

"In the navy, laa di daa dii di di"
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Diver replied

21 August 2007, 15:50
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

I suggest you direct your wisdom and comments to the strategic domination of wives and brats then. Leave the complicated stuff to those who know what they are talking about
thanks in anticipation

Sober now No hangover I trust.

Why is it that everybody assumes that military training is reserved solely for one branch of the armed forces, The army.

I find this annoying and extremely distasteful.

Let's play a guessing game.

Clue for clue

Here's mine = 1 pip
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EternalOptimist replied

21 August 2007, 15:45
Originally posted by Diver View Post

And who was it that insulted me by suggesting that I was in the army?

It certainly was not me. Although my wife was an army brat.

I suggest you direct your wisdom and comments to the strategic domination of wives and brats then. Leave the complicated stuff to those who know what they are talking about

thanks in anticipation
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Diver replied

21 August 2007, 15:08
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

So you were in the army, Diver? What as?

And who was it that insulted me by suggesting that I was in the army?

It certainly was not me. Although my wife was an army brat.
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sasguru replied

21 August 2007, 12:52
Originally posted by Diver View Post

Ahh! And it took you so long to post too. (Quarter of an hour?)

Should have been here hours ago, you could have joined in the fun.

Anyway, I'm off now. have to be up for 5 am goodnight

So you were in the army, Diver? What as?
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Mailman replied

21 August 2007, 11:26
Originally posted by richard-af View Post

Well, he could easily hop on a plane and be in Sydney... now. Happy days!

Cept them seppo's will bundle him back on the first plane to England! Cause unlike the UK, them CY (criminal yobs) actually have balls to kick people out that they dont want (well either that or plonk them in the middle of some big **** off desert)!

Mailman
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richard-af replied

21 August 2007, 09:44
Originally posted by Mailman View Post

Even then you couldnt finish it! That eye-talian head teacher murderer should be banished to Australia! But will it happen?

Mailman

Well, he could easily hop on a plane and be in Sydney... now. Happy days!
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