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Previously on "Not the Friday Poetry Corner"

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  • richard-af
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    Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
    The Movie of Our Life, starring richard-af & Troll

    In the movie of our life,
    starring you and me.
    CUK is in for a treat,
    wait until they see.
    Both touching and genuinely moving.

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  • Xenophon
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    The Movie of Our Life, starring richard-af & Troll

    In the movie of our life,
    starring you and me.
    CUK is in for a treat,
    wait until they see.

    The stage is all ours,
    so let's put on a good show.
    We act these roles so well,
    but they will never know.

    Andyw seems out of date,
    el duder and Helios got old.
    Baby they have nothing on us,
    so let our story be told.

    We write romance posts,
    like forever had no end.
    It all comes so natural,
    with an amazing girlfriend.

    We've only gotten started,
    the end is far from now.
    Nothing can break us up,
    not even a broken vow.

    People watch the notebook,
    is that all CUK's got?
    Girl, you and me alone,
    make those posts look hot.

    They'll make a thread one day,
    and a sticky to go with it.
    Just get us to act it out,
    It would be the greatest hit.

    We may never be CUK's hottest,
    Let-Me-In and Causus Deli will be in the past.
    It will last as long as their careers,
    but baby you and I will forever last.

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  • richard-af
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    Originally posted by SandyDown View Post
    Who will buy this beautiful morning ?
    Such a sky I never did see.
    Who will tie it up with a ribbon
    And put it in a box for me ?...
    "Food, glorious food!"
    - Ozzy Osborme, when asked what he'd sing first at Live Aid.

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  • SandyDown
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    Who will buy this beautiful morning ?
    Such a sky I never did see.
    Who will tie it up with a ribbon
    And put it in a box for me ?

    So I can see it at my leisure
    Whenever things go wrong,
    I would keep it as a treasure,
    To last my whole life long.

    Who will buy this wonderful feeling?
    I'm so high, I know I could fly.
    Me, Oh my ! I don't want to lose it....
    There must be someone who will buy

    So I can see it at my leisure
    Whenever things go wrong,
    I would keep it as a treasure,
    To last my whole life long.

    Who will buy this wonderful feeling?
    I'm so high, I know I could fly.
    Me, Oh my ! I don't want to lose it....
    But what am I to do,
    To keep the sky so blue....
    There must be someone who will buy ..........

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  • richard-af
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    Originally posted by Troll View Post
    Botton burp
    Tumescent tramp's member.

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  • Troll
    replied
    Originally posted by richard-af View Post
    Girl.
    Botton burp

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  • richard-af
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    Originally posted by Troll View Post
    Brown noser
    Girl.

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  • Troll
    replied
    Originally posted by richard-af View Post
    Your Avatar is growing on me.
    Brown noser

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  • richard-af
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    Originally posted by ferret View Post
    Fight, fight wherever you may be,
    We are the boys who work in IT,
    And we'll fight you all, wherever you may be,
    Because we are the boys who work in IT.

    Your Avatar is growing on me.

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  • alreadypacked
    replied
    Originally posted by ferret View Post
    Fight, fight wherever you may be,
    We are the boys who work in IT,
    And we'll fight you all, wherever you may be,
    Because we are the boys who work in IT.

    Ok ferret, you may want to check your job discription again

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  • ferret
    replied
    Fight, fight wherever you may be,
    We are the boys who work in IT,
    And we'll fight you all, wherever you may be,
    Because we are the boys who work in IT.

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  • richard-af
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    Ta-ta CD,
    You just wouldn't give it a rest.
    And that's why no-one misses you,
    Now you've gone west.

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  • SandyDown
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    Ok here is another on behalf of Alf

    Love and Harmony (William Blake )

    Love and harmony combine,
    And round our souls entwine
    While thy branches mix with mine,
    And our roots together join.

    Joys upon our branches sit,
    Chirping loud and singing sweet;
    Like gentle streams beneath our feet
    Innocence and virtue meet.

    Thou the golden fruit dost bear,
    I am clad in flowers fair;
    Thy sweet boughs perfume the air,
    And the turtle buildeth there.

    There she sits and feeds her young,
    Sweet I hear her mournful song;
    And thy lovely leaves among,
    There is love, I hear his tongue.

    There his charming nest doth lay,
    There he sleeps the night away;
    There he sports along the day,
    And doth among our branches play.

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  • SandyDown
    started a topic Not the Friday Poetry Corner

    Not the Friday Poetry Corner

    OK not Alf or Chico ..

    here is one in memory of Chico and in the spirit of recent disorder on this board:

    1 Corinthians 1

    Divisions in the Church

    10 I appeal to you, dear brothers and sisters,[c] by the authority of our Lord Jesus Christ, to live in harmony with each other. Let there be no divisions in the church. Rather, be of one mind, united in thought and purpose. 11 For some members of Chloe’s household have told me about your quarrels, my dear brothers and sisters. 12 Some of you are saying, “I am a follower of Paul.” Others are saying, “I follow Apollos,” or “I follow Peter,[d]” or “I follow only Christ.”

    13 Has Christ been divided into factions? Was I, Paul, crucified for you? Were any of you baptized in the name of Paul? Of course not! 14 I thank God that I did not baptize any of you except Crispus and Gaius, 15 for now no one can say they were baptized in my name. 16 (Oh yes, I also baptized the household of Stephanas, but I don’t remember baptizing anyone else.) 17 For Christ didn’t send me to baptize, but to preach the Good News—and not with clever speech, for fear that the cross of Christ would lose its power.

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