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I beg to differ, always volunteer for a Friday: no one knows when you go home, so you can bill all the way thro' to opening on Monday (assuming it all works, that is).Originally posted by Gibbon View PostNeeded that, thanks.
Normally do a 4 day week away from home. Loads on so said I'd do this Morning. About to leave and sh@t hits fan and now I'm here until 6 or 7 with 200 miles to drive at the end.
Memo to self, never volunteer on a Friday.
Threaded in 'arf arf arf' mode
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Originally posted by Ardesco View PostSing it loud brother!!
GAY AND PROUD, GAY AND PROUD!!!!
Ok here goes .........
GGGGGAAAAAAA................................GGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGG
again
GGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY..............no no no.
Finished my bit for now, waiting for some Spanish guy to finish so I can do my updates.
Very Multicultural here, the only fella I can't understand is from Glasgow.
Also the very good news is I just found out got an interview for a new gig on Mon.
This one ends in 6 weeks but the work will be done in 2.
Still waiting for the Spanish guy, hope he's not like the armada and gets blown off ............................ track.
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S.O.S.Originally posted by Gibbon View PostMy day's just got worse, concentrating on task in I didn't realise I've being singing out loud to the Abba track I'm listening too. My sub continent
friends were all of a sudden bursting out in laughter and I took my headphones off to join in the mirth only to discover it was me.
Free banana to who can guess the song ?????
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Dancing queen
sorry posted samr time, but would've been funnie IMO
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I can see it now as you belt out
'gimmie gimmie gimmie a man after midnight...........'
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My day's just got worse, concentrating on task in I didn't realise I've being singing out loud to the Abba track I'm listening too. My sub continent
friends were all of a sudden bursting out in laughter and I took my headphones off to join in the mirth only to discover it was me.
Free banana to who can guess the song ?????
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