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  • richard-af
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy
    Egg-chasing aka Rugger, Churchill's "sport" of choice, presumably as he is too slow and cumbersome to be gifted at anything else. He often comes on here boring us Footy fans to death extolling the virtues of it, although DA is normally pretty scathing about the "touch-rugby" version of it that Churchill prefers.

    hth

    SB in "bring on the weekend" mode
    Yawn! All sport is crap.

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by richard-af
    Wot's Egg-chasing? And how come you know?
    Egg-chasing aka Rugger, Churchill's "sport" of choice, presumably as he is too slow and cumbersome to be gifted at anything else. He often comes on here boring us Footy fans to death extolling the virtues of it, although DA is normally pretty scathing about the "touch-rugby" version of it that Churchill prefers.

    hth

    SB in "bring on the weekend" mode

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  • richard-af
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy
    Egg-Chasing
    Wot's Egg-chasing? And how come you know?

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by Churchill
    Waffle-grunt-bleat-blah-sniffle-piffle-cack

    The above post has been treated to 4 doses of Weapons-Grade Intelligibility Enhancement as you have, wisely, chosen not to view, untreated, the effluent that emanates from the keyboards of Danglebellied Henpecked Egg-Chasing Witless Bigoted Sectarian Shandypants Sailor-Boys.

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  • daviejones
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist
    trogladytes

    its troglodytes


    trogladytes makes him sound more like a lady-boy-doggie



    mm on second thoughts






    Almost Freudian!!

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Churchill
    Oh feck, it's the gay Italian branch of the SB appreciation society.

    put him on your ignore list immediately


    and me

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Francko
    That is libelous....

    ...for troglodytae and goat-molesters, of course.
    Oh feck, it's the gay Italian branch of the SB appreciation society.

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  • Francko
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy
    I see the recent spate of muzzling hasn't spread as far as limiting the puerile witterings of oversized boorish trogladytes like your good self Churchill. Perhaps things are not as bad as they appear. If my continued presence is likely to irritate gormless impotent big goat-molesters like you then I reckon I'll give it a bit longer after all.
    You seem to be posting a bit more regularly these days churchy, what has happened? Wifie extended her apron strings to allow you to reach the keyboard?
    That is libelous....

    ...for troglodytae and goat-molesters, of course.

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by Churchill
    Congratulations.
    Cliff Richard

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  • Churchill
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    This message is hidden because shaunbhoy is on your ignore list.
    Congratulations.

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  • Ardesco
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    I thought Old Greg was the only Goat Molester on these boards

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist

    trogladytes makes him sound more like a lady-boy-doggie



    mm on second thoughts




    Well he was/is a big noise in the NW England Sea Scouts or some such nautical bunch, I felt it was a better match.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    trogladytes

    its troglodytes


    trogladytes makes him sound more like a lady-boy-doggie



    mm on second thoughts





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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy
    gormless impotent big goat-molesters

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by Churchill
    As sarcasm is the only form of wit you possess it looks like you're fooked SB.

    It's been nice knowing you. Now be a good bhoy and feck off!
    I see the recent spate of muzzling hasn't spread as far as limiting the puerile witterings of oversized boorish trogladytes like your good self Churchill. Perhaps things are not as bad as they appear. If my continued presence is likely to irritate gormless impotent big goat-molesters like you then I reckon I'll give it a bit longer after all.
    You seem to be posting a bit more regularly these days churchy, what has happened? Wifie extended her apron strings to allow you to reach the keyboard?

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