Originally posted by shaunbhoy
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Egg-chasing aka Rugger, Churchill's "sport" of choice, presumably as he is too slow and cumbersome to be gifted at anything else. He often comes on here boring us Footy fans to death extolling the virtues of it, although DA is normally pretty scathing about the "touch-rugby" version of it that Churchill prefers.Originally posted by richard-afWot's Egg-chasing? And how come you know?
hth
SB in "bring on the weekend" mode
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Wot's Egg-chasing? And how come you know?Originally posted by shaunbhoyEgg-Chasing

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Originally posted by ChurchillWaffle-grunt-bleat-blah-sniffle-piffle-cack
The above post has been treated to 4 doses of Weapons-Grade Intelligibility Enhancement as you have, wisely, chosen not to view, untreated, the effluent that emanates from the keyboards of Danglebellied Henpecked Egg-Chasing Witless Bigoted Sectarian Shandypants Sailor-Boys.
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist
trogladytes
its troglodytes
trogladytes makes him sound more like a lady-boy-doggie
mm on second thoughts

Almost Freudian!!
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Originally posted by ChurchillOh feck, it's the gay Italian branch of the SB appreciation society.
put him on your ignore list immediately
and me
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Oh feck, it's the gay Italian branch of the SB appreciation society.Originally posted by FranckoThat is libelous....
...for troglodytae and goat-molesters, of course.
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That is libelous....Originally posted by shaunbhoyI see the recent spate of muzzling hasn't spread as far as limiting the puerile witterings of oversized boorish trogladytes like your good self Churchill. Perhaps things are not as bad as they appear. If my continued presence is likely to irritate gormless impotent big goat-molesters like you then I reckon I'll give it a bit longer after all.
You seem to be posting a bit more regularly these days churchy, what has happened? Wifie extended her apron strings to allow you to reach the keyboard?

...for troglodytae and goat-molesters, of course.
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Congratulations.This message is hidden because shaunbhoy is on your ignore list.
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Well he was/is a big noise in the NW England Sea Scouts or some such nautical bunch, I felt it was a better match.Originally posted by EternalOptimist
trogladytes makes him sound more like a lady-boy-doggie
mm on second thoughts
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trogladytes
its troglodytes
trogladytes makes him sound more like a lady-boy-doggie
mm on second thoughts
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Originally posted by shaunbhoygormless impotent big goat-molesters
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I see the recent spate of muzzling hasn't spread as far as limiting the puerile witterings of oversized boorish trogladytes like your good self Churchill. Perhaps things are not as bad as they appear. If my continued presence is likely to irritate gormless impotent big goat-molesters like you then I reckon I'll give it a bit longer after all.Originally posted by ChurchillAs sarcasm is the only form of wit you possess it looks like you're fooked SB.
It's been nice knowing you. Now be a good bhoy and feck off!
You seem to be posting a bit more regularly these days churchy, what has happened? Wifie extended her apron strings to allow you to reach the keyboard?
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