Reply to: CenterParcs - advice please

[Flubster]

I suspect it would have been 9/10 if they had managed to off the inlaws instead of just giving them a dodgy belly...

It's not known as CentrePukes for nothing you know...

[Ardesco]

8/10 for food posinoning?

Blimey, what score do you give if you get E.Coli?




Glad you had a good time.

I suspect it would have been 9/10 if they had managed to off the inlaws instead of just giving them a dodgy belly...

[r0bly0ns]

8/10 for food posinoning?

Blimey, what score do you give if you get E.Coli?




Glad you had a good time.

[gingerjedi]

Just to let people know CentreParcs was fine, no ‘chavs’ to speak of and a good time was had by all. The car park looked like an Audi/BMW/RangeRover forecourt so it was a good indication of the type of clientele.

On a side note I would highly recommend the Italian restaurant but avoid the Indian like the plague as all 8 people were ill the next day but luckily we were going home anyway.

Overall 8/10

[Ruprect]

Well it’s full of sports activities... what attire do you suggest???

So you ARE a chav then!?

[gingerjedi]

Touchy GJ! I wasn't implying that anyone on here was a chav (I've been to CP once before myself and I own no tracksuits or burberry), merely that CP has a high concentration of them.

Well it’s full of sports activities... what attire do you suggest???

[Ruprect]

I think the term ‘chav’ is somewhat overused these days, if you're not holidaying in 'Bora Bora' you must be going to some god-awful chav hell hole.

I think the peak season price will keep out most of the undesirables and yes we are staying in an 'executive' apartment.

Touchy GJ! I wasn't implying that anyone on here was a chav (I've been to CP once before myself and I own no tracksuits or burberry), merely that CP has a high concentration of them.

[gingerjedi]

Chav parcs, it truely is the noughties equivalent of butlins. Have fun, watch out for the tattoos and faaarrrrccckin ells of the greater spotted burberry bird.

I think the term ‘chav’ is somewhat overused these days, if you're not holidaying in 'Bora Bora' you must be going to some god-awful chav hell hole.

I think the peak season price will keep out most of the undesirables and yes we are staying in an 'executive' apartment.

[richard-af]

That's only at Whinfell and Sherwood. You don't get that at Longleat. Also, stay in the VIP accomodation instead of the 'cheap' chalets...even less likely to be sat next to undesirables due to the price uplift.

You've been to them all, then? That shows great resolve, or something.

[Flubster]

Chav parcs, it truely is the noughties equivalent of butlins. Have fun, watch out for the tattoos and faaarrrrccckin ells of the greater spotted burberry bird.

That's only at Whinfell and Sherwood. You don't get that at Longleat. Also, stay in the VIP accomodation instead of the 'cheap' chalets...even less likely to be sat next to undesirables due to the price uplift.

[Ruprect]

p.s. is that libellous? is it possible to libel a whole burgeoning underclass?

[Ruprect]

Beeing forced to go with the ball and chain's family later in the year. I suspect it will be nothing less than Hell on earth with grinning "walky" types and Butlins style forced fun

Chav parcs, it truely is the noughties equivalent of butlins. Have fun, watch out for the tattoos and faaarrrrccckin ells of the greater spotted burberry bird.

[Epiphone]

Epiphone... just relax and do what you want, it sounds as if you're dreading the in-laws more than the place.

It's all off now but I still get the brownie points for agreeing to go in the first place. So ya me

[richard-af]

What I like about Center Parcs is having a surly waitress keep me waiting for 45 minutes and then serve me a cold tastless burger and chips, with a diet coke for £14.99

Try the Triangle Cafe in Hitchin. An omelette costs £7!! That's a normal cheese omelette, nothing special, just an omelette.

[chicane]

What I like about Center Parcs is having a surly waitress keep me waiting for 45 minutes and then serve me a cold tastless burger and chips, with a diet coke for £14.99

Everything in life is relative. You ever been to Little Chef?