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Churchill replied

26 July 2007, 13:59
Originally posted by Bagpuss

the object of the game seems to be a kid as long as possible these days, bloke sat next to me is 26 and lives with his mum and dad, I believe the term is kipper. He's also going on about Harry Potter. I expect he reads it before he's called for his tea, and finishes it off when his mum has tucked him up in bed in his jim jams. He revels in his Timothy from Sorry lifestyle.

Ah but... He's probably only bunging his mother 25 quid a week...
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Bagpuss replied

26 July 2007, 13:56
Originally posted by thunderlizard

Well I'm over 16 and I'm reading the harry potter book!.

But when I was 14 I was reading stuff like Naked Lunch and Last Exit to Brooklyn, so that cancels it out.

the object of the game seems to be a kid as long as possible these days, bloke sat next to me is 26 and lives with his mum and dad, I believe the term is kipper. He's also going on about Harry Potter. I expect he reads it before he's called for his tea, and finishes it off when his mum has tucked him up in bed in his jim jams. He revels in his Timothy from Sorry lifestyle.
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thunderlizard replied

26 July 2007, 13:24
Well I'm over 16 and I'm reading the harry potter book!.

But when I was 14 I was reading stuff like Naked Lunch and Last Exit to Brooklyn, so that cancels it out.
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Bagpuss replied

26 July 2007, 13:07
Originally posted by Burdock

badly written children's book

Apparently it's written in chav, or so an English teacher friend of mine tells me
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Burdock replied

26 July 2007, 13:03
Originally posted by Bagpuss

It'S a feckin children's book,I'm going to punch the next person over 16 who tells me they are reading it

badly written children's book
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smee.again replied

26 July 2007, 13:02
So Voldemort dies, Harry dies but comes back to life and Snape dies.....who cares!!!
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Bagpuss replied

26 July 2007, 12:57
How about sad adults who read childrens books?
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Swiss Tony replied

26 July 2007, 12:52
can we quantify over 16?

aftershaves, sheep?
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Bagpuss replied

26 July 2007, 12:50
It'S a feckin children's book,I'm going to punch the next person over 16 who tells me they are reading it
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Pickle2 replied

26 July 2007, 12:48
Originally posted by RightLaugh

I wouldn't get worried I'd be excited. Get in there with that want.
Will I get banned for saying this?

Probably by the the missus, if you say it out loud.
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Swiss Tony replied

26 July 2007, 12:48
Originally posted by RightLaugh

I wouldn't get worried I'd be excited. Get in there with that want.
Will I get banned for saying this?

nope as you can't spell!
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RightLaugh replied

26 July 2007, 12:47
Originally posted by Swiss Tony

Mate its when you come home and she wants you to don a wizards cape and a pair of glasses that you should start to worry, those wands get everywhere ...

I wouldn't get worried I'd be excited. Get in there with that want.
Will I get banned for saying this?
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XTC replied

26 July 2007, 12:46
Originally posted by Swiss Tony

Mate its when you come home and she wants you to don a wizards cape and a pair of glasses that you should start to worry, those wands get everywhere ...

Don't I know it...
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Swiss Tony replied

26 July 2007, 12:44
Mate its when you come home and she wants you to don a wizards cape and a pair of glasses that you should start to worry, those wands get everywhere ...
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XTC replied

26 July 2007, 12:41
Originally posted by Chugnut

Relationship going well is it?

No it's fine, I call her a loser to her face for reading HP, all in jest.
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