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alreadypacked replied

23 July 2007, 16:51
Originally posted by Old Greg

That would be for the lesser imps. I like to think satan himself dines on devilled popes' kidneys. May have wandered off topic...

Chef forum, summer holidays are over now, Old Greg
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Old Greg replied

23 July 2007, 15:16
Originally posted by kramer

bet its covered in Happy meal boxes and subway wrappers..

second thoughts ......

That would be for the lesser imps. I like to think satan himself dines on devilled popes' kidneys. May have wandered off topic...
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Flubster replied

23 July 2007, 15:15
Lobster thermidore and fine wine. I deal with the 'top-end' of the market, not tape changers...
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kramer replied

23 July 2007, 15:12
Originally posted by Old Greg

I bet satan keeps a good table.

bet its covered in Happy meal boxes and subway wrappers..

second thoughts ......
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Old Greg replied

23 July 2007, 15:11
Originally posted by kramer

flubster.....you are sitting at satans table....

I bet satan keeps a good table.
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kramer replied

23 July 2007, 15:09
flubster.....you are sitting at satans table....
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Flubster replied

23 July 2007, 14:32
I regularly keep about 15 different agents updated with everything I know on clients both old and current. In return, I get to eat and drink for free every lunchtime...
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BrilloPad replied

23 July 2007, 14:23
Originally posted by al_cam

Called my pimp the other day, he made the mistake of telling me that he feels sick when I call as he is worried I am calling him to give him notice on my current contract. (a few weeks ago, I told him I was unhappy with my current contract and thinking of jumping ship...)

Needless to say, I will be calling him more often...

There must be lots of ways to wind pimps up - what are your top tips?

Al.

Say you won't renew unless they buy you lunch.

Mind you some pimps look at this of a good way of getting info.
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Old Greg replied

23 July 2007, 13:26
Originally posted by DodgyAgent

Not that well - they are scum, after all.
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DodgyAgent replied

23 July 2007, 13:24
Originally posted by Old Greg

I'm just being catty. I get on well with my pimps.
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Old Greg replied

23 July 2007, 13:23
Originally posted by DodgyAgent

Agents are not the sharpest pencils in the case which is why when one emerges with a degree they feel the need to splay "Bsc hons" all over their fecking business cards, as if it is unusual(which it is).

I'm just being catty. I get on well with my pimps.
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DodgyAgent replied

23 July 2007, 13:22
Originally posted by Old Greg

You may have hit on something there, Dodgy.

Agents are not the sharpest pencils in the case which is why when one emerges with a degree they feel the need to splay "Bsc hons" all over their fecking business cards, as if it is unusual(which it is).
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Old Greg replied

23 July 2007, 13:20
Originally posted by DodgyAgent

If he had an ounce of a brain

You may have hit on something there, Dodgy.
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DodgyAgent replied

23 July 2007, 13:19
Originally posted by al_cam

Called my pimp the other day, he made the mistake of telling me that he feels sick when I call as he is worried I am calling him to give him notice on my current contract.
Al.

If he had an ounce of a brain he should be off to the Zoo to find a replacement for you
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kramer replied

23 July 2007, 13:11
Shockwaves gel makes you impotent init!
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