Reply to: Hard working Poles...

[Ardesco]

it is also a well known fact that Polish women are the most attractive in Europe.

And they do nice beer.
And sausages.

Probably because they on't live of macdonalds and fish and chips, but instead cook real meals with fresh meat and veg and have a healthy diet. If this country ate better we would have far more fitties wandering about!!!

[brownie74]

i'm a Londoner in Oz

the contract market in sydney is ok - top dollar is about 350 quid a day for java programming - not bad considering rent is about 800 quid a month for a smart 2-bed waterfront pad, 15 minutes from work on the ferry

the ladeez are friendlier than in the UK and not as hard drinking, which is nice.
the blokes are on a different planet. probably if you were from Wigan you would like it here and fit in quite well

the place becomes quite boring after a few years - the beaches are good tho!
it boils down to the better weather pretty quickly

if you want to buy a house bring 200 grand UK here with you. the tax system here is sh*t house for contractors and it will take you at least 5 years to save that

[SizeZero]

do they have Pole jumping in the 2012 olympics ?

That would be so unfair, considering they banned dwarf tossing

[EternalOptimist]

do they have pole jumping in the 2012 olympics ?
If so I feel it is dicriminatory,
we also be encouraged to jump up and down on the square heads the frogs and the spics

[lORD lUCAN]

...don't want to work - back home at least:
http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/ne...name_page.html


"POLAND is to allow thousands of Ukrainian and Russian workers into the country because of a massive labour shortage.

And the deal is likely to be extended to Indian and Chinese workers.

The decision comes after massive pressure from Polish employers who complained most of the available local workers had moved to the UK. "


So if poorly paid Poles can come to Britain, where do all the 'lazy' Brits go to better themselves?

Not to Australia too far and too hot, plus of course you have to have the pre requisite frontal lobotomy. 30 points I believe.

[gingerjedi]

and pole dancing

I've got to agree with that, the standard of ladeez has gone up considerably in the last few years.

[Buffoon]

I was out on the tiles with a group that included a Pole and a stupid el Duder type. He kept asking the Pole for tips to chat up Polish girls. So he told him some phase and said “Use that, it drives women mad”. Stupid kid falls for it and tries it out on the barmaid and is so surprised when she slaps him hard that he collapsed on the floor. The manager told us to take him and leave. Never found out what the phrase meant but it was true it did drive women mad!

[andy]

it is also a well known fact that Polish women are the most attractive in Europe.

And they do nice beer.
And sausages.

and pole dancing

[DodgyAgent]

Make me an icecream???

That is its literal translation

[MrRobin]

Make me an icecream???

[Swamp Thing]

No it is more polite than that

I want to shag you please?

[DodgyAgent]

Does it mean ' I want to shag you' ?

No it is more polite than that

[andy]

just go and say to her

"Zrob mi Loda"

That should do the trick

Does it mean ' I want to shag you' ?

[DodgyAgent]

Agreed. There's one in our office area who looks a size 0 with tastefully augmented hooters. I think I'm in lurve...

just go and say to her

"Zrob mi Loda"

That should do the trick

[Swamp Thing]

it is also a well known fact that Polish women are the most attractive in Europe.

Agreed. There's one in our office area who looks a size 0 with tastefully augmented hooters. I think I'm in lurve...